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How to blow your load with a 56k modem

A lot of us didn’t have the convenience of broadband Internet when we hit our teenage years.  This made watching porn a task in itself.  A buffering video is something we’d run into quite often, and depending on how far along we were, it could be quite the mood ruiner.

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Eventually we learned to play the video from the beginning when it began to buffer (in hopes that the last little piece of video would be done downloading).  Sadly, starting a video completely over when you’re close to climax, is a good way to destroy your rhythm.

We’ve developed a flowchart that will show you exactly what to do if you’re watching porn via 56k modem and your video starts to buffer.


“Cool flowchart bro, but I don’t understand the White Zombie mp3 part?”

A chick gets porked at the beginning of the song, we’ve uploaded it here. It can be used as an audio stimulant if video has failed you.