A few days ago we were having a debate that went something like this:

If you had to pick between getting kicked in the nuts or going down on your girlfriend while she wasn’t smelling so fresh, which one would you choose?

Three males voted, and two said that getting kicked in the nuts was much worse.  This answer is unfortunately wrong, let me explain.

Getting kicked in the nuts is no picnic, but physical pain can go away.  Going down on your girlfriend while she smells like an armpit sandwich with shit on the side will emotionally fuck you up.

You see, that thought will linger in the back of your mind until it’s time to clean up her sideways sloppy joe a week later.  Now you’re going to always ask yourself “hmm is that a weird smell, or is that my upper lip?”

Emotional and psychological pain will always be worse than anything physical.

/discuss

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