When I was 12 or 13 years old, we went to France.  While in France we went to some water park that had this like wave machine pool.  So I’m swimming around in this wave pool with my goggles on, when I realize that I’ve got a boner so hard that it hurts.  French chicks underwater are so hot it’s retarded.  Long story short I could not restrain myself and I grabbed a handful of French ass, then pretended like I didn’t mean to.  She was not amused, even though I was like “pardon, pardon!”