I can’t even imagine how polluted this ocean would be if I was this guy.  In fact, if this were me, I don’t think the shark would see me through all of the shit that just projectile’d from my backside.  Thus, I’d make an easy get-a-away.  A pair of board shorts and loss of dignity is a fair trade for ones life.

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