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Sexual positions quiz for n00bs

Posted May 29th, 2009 at 4:14 pm by

Hi kids!  It’s Friday.  If everything goes right, no one will read this post because you’ll be too busy trying to get your ball sack to make that slapping noise as it hits a taint.  Isn’t that the best?

Cutting right to the chase: I found a bunch of pictures that showed various sexual positions.  Your job is to try to name them all without looking at the answers (bottom of post).

0-3 correct answers = It’s past your bed time

4-7 correct answers = Not bad, you need to watch more porn though

8-10 correct answers = Please upload your porn stash and also introduce us to some sluts if you know any










  1. The Arch
  2. Cowgirl
  3. Doggy
  4. Lotus
  5. The Lunge
  6. Missionary
  7. Reverse bridge
  8. Scissors
  9. Standing Lotus

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