Name: Horacio Sanchez
At the start of my freshman year of college I was a virgin and although not a fat ugly freak I was not exactly a game spitter.
One night of drinking in the dorm rooms introduced me to a FUGLY red head. She was skinny and pail but had red hair and had decent boobs.
So I decided to try to get it on with her in my dorm room. I was sufficiently grossed out by her face so I went straight for the boobs. I pulled a boob out and almost vomited.
There was a single LONG (3 inches at least) curly RED hair growing out of her nipple. I immediately froze in terror and I remember her saying “Whats wrong?” I got up and said I was to drunk to hook up and left her sitting on my bed. I’m not sure where I ran to as I’m pretty sure I blacked out from the terror.
To this day thinking about it makes me slightly queezy.
Dear Horacio, You probably did what we all would have done when being confronted by a nipple curly. Your virginity was on the line though, so you could have done a few things different. For example; you could have pulled it out for her, then when she winced in pain you could’ve said something like “oh I didn’t think that was one of yours.” That would have made it look like you cared, while pointing out that she needs to do something about the Sasquatch on her areola.