Regretful Morning

Hayden Panettiere has a larger penis than me

Posted May 20th, 2009 at 11:52 pm by

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Dear Hayden,

Even though everyone is talking shit about your new penis discovery – I just want to let you know that I’m still here for you.  In fact, I would place that penis directly into mouth.  At the end of Ace Venture, I still thought Einhorn was hot.

Sincerely,

A perverted webmaster who jerks off to the buldge in your bikini

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4 Comments
  • ericr64
    May 22, 2009
    Reply


    #1

    I think it’s just a puffy bush. Maybe a marsupial pouch….is she Australian?

  • negroitis
    May 22, 2009
    Reply


    #2

    what?
    girls have a mound there.
    that looks normal to me:)

    • Jason
      May 22, 2009
      Reply


      #3

      I have a mound there too, it happens when your penis rests upon your ballsack.

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