I’m sure all of you guys know of Asylum.com right?  I’ve grown quite fond of a writer there, Emily (and by fond I mean I ask her to send me pictures of her tits whenever she logs on).

Yesterday Emily was excited beyond words because apparently someone wrote about her in the Craigslist “missed connections” area.  It’s every girls dream to be someones missed connection.  They really get off on that romantic “and I looked into your eyes and knew we shared something” bullshit.

So we called her out and basically said ‘screenshots or gtfo’ – Surprisingly, she delivered.

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Thankfully, we’ve developed a ‘Craigslist Missed Connections Translator’.  As friends, we decided it would be polite if we ran this through our translator before she got all emotional and responded.

shopped by Gibbo69

Conclusion: We’ve seen far worse things come out of our translator.  Go ahead and email him.