Earlier I was catching up on some Red Tube vids that I had bookmarked from Monday.  About half way in, I realized that they really need to cut dialog out of all intercourse scenes because it will completely distract people like me who have ADD.

In one video I saw Shyla Stylez telling a well endowed actor “Oh my god your cock is fucking huge” and in a completely different video, she used the same dialog but on a different penis.  The other penis wasn’t huge though, so why was she barking out lies?

I decided to call one of my female friends (who has seen a fair share of meat whistles) to settle this.  In short she said that if women feel like men are lacking confidence in that area, they will tell a white lie because it enhances the encounter.  Women like their men to have confidence in the sack, so they will say what they have to in order to achieve maximum performance.

So basically if you’re a dude with a 3 inch flesh rocket you can get away with saying “you like that big dick huh!?” because the answer will usually be yes.

That being said, I’ve decided that if I ever get laid again by someone other than Rosie Palmer, I’m going to do my best to take a cold shower first.  I’m not talking slightly chilled either.  This is going to be the most dick shriveling cold shower ever.  Then I’m going to expose my half inch package and say something ridiculous like “I dare you to tell me you’ve see a bigger cock than this.”

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