I didn’t know it was even possible for elephants to be gay.  I’ve seen a lot of elephant cock in my day, so I’m fairly certain it would take quite a bit of skill, and a very mature poo hole to get this achieved.

“We didn’t pay 37 million zlotys (7.6 million pounds) for the largest elephant house in Europe to have a gay elephant live there,” Michal Grzes, a conservative councilor in the city of Poznan in western Poland, was quoted as saying.

The guy has a point.  If you’re going to dump millions into an elephant facility, people are going to feel a lot better when the male elephants are placing those trunks on elephant vagina, rather than elephant asshole.

This guy is also an idiot, and didn’t think shit through before he opened his big polish mouth.  Ever hear of a switch-er-oo?  You need to make that elephant think that hes tapping a brown hole and right at the last minute, you swap it out with a gigantic elephant vagina.

Win/win.  Elephant can live gay and happy, while accidently firing his elephant load all over his female roommates. via yahoo