If Snack Food Labels Were Created By Pot Heads
April 13, 2009 · Print This Article
Not everyone smokes weed, but most of us know someone who does. Often you’ll realize that while high, they’ll automatically become super creative (in their own way), and also believe that whatever food they’re eating at the time, is the best consumable product, ever.
Bowls and Burritos taste awesome, and it doesn’t matter what side of the border you’re on. – gmunro3
Generic Blueberry bread that will blow your mind all over your face. – Gibbo69
Each square contains enough THC to make Alice n’ Wonderland the best movie ever, time after time. – Gibbo69
Ramen is delicious after a few bowls. Now add the flavor of MJ and you’ve got yourself a continuous cycle of eating while getting high. – gmunro3
We took a literal look at the secret sauce used in these nuggets. – gmunro3
1.3 ounces of munchy destruction. Warning: Staring at elves while high may result in uncontrollable laughter. – Gibbo69
The delicious taste of Red Bull, with completely opposite effects. – McBeefy
Now available in the following sizes. 1) Just smoked a J 2) That bowl was huge 3) I’ve been hitting this bong all day long. – TheDuke
Most disgusting shit you’ve ever laid your eyes on, yet has the ability to give your taste buds an orgasm. – killermarmot
Sort of like regular brownies, only these can kick you in the sack, while ripping your mind. – CountBaqula
Y0 DAWG I HERD U LIKE TO GET BAKED. This beauty can also sub as a pipe so that you can get baked, while you eat baked (chips). – TheDuke
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This is effing retarded.
this is effin’ awesome!
Stupidest thing I’ve ever seen in my life … how about you hire some comedy writers?
Yo regretfulmorning people– your shit is awesome, I love pretty much everything you write and your feedback on people’s stories, but this article is re-fuckin-tarded. Clearly whoever wrote it does not understand blazing or people who do so. I’ll eat any disgusting shit when I’m drunk, but when I’m blazed I want alot of food, granted, but alot of GOOD food and its usually one or two cravings that you reaaaaallly want to fulfill, if not you find other delicious goodies. Although KFC fried chicken is amazing sober as well as all colors and creeds of fucked up.
These were all terrible. Speaking for the smoking crowd, regardless of whether I am high or not, taking a food name and inserting a weed related word is not funny. This sort of humor reminds me of the little kids I lifeguard that see or hear a bad word and repeat it endlessly and giggle every time. Not sure who thought that an entire article based off that sort of joke would be a hit.
That would be me, I laugh at fart noises. Can we still be friends?
Ha ha, you said fart. But really, this article must have been written by some prepubescent middle-schooler. Subject related puns seem to fall short of funny 60 percent of the time, every time. So, there. (poot)
this is retarded
these arent funny what-so-ever. whoever made this should be crying in the corner somewhere, because you’re a failure. now ya fucked up!
oh yeah, poor photoshopping is half the reason this is a FAIL.