Email scammer or future screenplay writer?

I get so much junk mail it’s retarded.  The problem is, I can’t mass delete because often an important one will slip through the cracks.  So while speed deleting, I came across this beauty and thought to myself “JJ Abrams could make this shit work.”

One trailer already comes to mind. Remember this shit from Entourage a few seasons ago? I’m gonna write this clown back and ask him to put together a similar script, then we’ll pitch it to Hollywood and see what happens.

Edit: He still hasn’t responded.

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