Sadly, the line “No money, no honey” wasn’t just invented because it sounded funny.  In times like this, it’s difficult to find one who will stick with your broke ass.

If you land one of these, good job (make sure to hit a few small bumps and observe her O face.

Unfortunately, all of us aren’t that lucky – and for those of us who aren’t, here are our options:

A) Blow Up Gangsta Hoe (Deep Throat edition) – The Blow Up Gangsta Hoe enjoys thuggin’, cruzn for other hoes, poppin caps, and Warren G.  Despite wtha you may think, she costs very little to maintain.

B) Blow Up Sporty Spooge Box – The Sporty Spooge Box doesn’t clean up as nice as the Gangsta Hoe, but what she lacks in looks – she makes up for with athletic ability.  Take this low budget diva to sporting events, or any other type of out door activity with minimal fuss.

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