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Dude Gets Chumped By Girlfriend

Posted April 17th, 2009 at 2:49 pm by

Only a pussy would say “…and now you’re hitting me!” in a Mickey Mouse I-just-hit-puberty kind of voice. She’s pimp! First a slap then a fist…I want to see what’s next!

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  • ericr64
    April 17, 2009
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    #1

    I had to watch that three times. He should have tried to throw guard, shrimp out and go for a rear naked choke but I think she would ground and pound him.

    • DeathWish808
      April 17, 2009
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      #2

      haha, no doubt, but I think he just let it go because he had some cock waiting for him at home. :-)

      • ericr64
        April 17, 2009
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        #3

        Ha, probably. I like the way he takes off his hat and comes at her like he means buisiness.
        Boy he straightened her out. That’s a good woman.

  • Jason
    April 18, 2009
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    #4

    It’s funny when girls get hardcore like that. Would love to move this entire situation into 1950 just to see what would happen.

  • the other Jason
    April 18, 2009
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    #5

    is there a full video of this? I want to see him start crying.

  • Yet another Jason
    April 19, 2009
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    #6

    He’s gay, right?

  • Kaushik
    April 19, 2009
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    #8

    What the woman did is wrong. What if he hit her back?

  • not proud but
    April 19, 2009
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    #9

    I’m not proud to say it but I know I would punch that bitch so freaking hard she might actually die. I wouldn’t be able to control myself.

  • Vibert
    April 19, 2009
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    #10

    If he hits her, he loses. If he does not hit her, he loses. Either way he has already lost by the time we see this video. His ONLY hope to save any face at all was to turn around and walk away sometime before she bitch slapped him. After that point he was deep in FAIL territory.

  • Jordan
    April 19, 2009
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    #11

    You’re an insane piece of shit.

  • John Skookum
    April 19, 2009
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    #12

    If the guy had lifted a finger to defend himself, our feminazi legal system would have crucified him for “domestic violence.” Even the guy taking his hat off and walking towards the bitch could probably get him a year in prison for assault if she were able to tell a convincing enough sob story to a well-selected jury.

  • Father Knows Best
    April 19, 2009
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    #13

    If she had man parts, (and maybe she does) they’d put her in jail for that.
    Yelling in her face is stupid on his part, but stepping up after she hits him the first time, that’s plain idiotic.
    I hope their relationship is over for good. We really don’t need these morons having kids.

  • Max Power
    April 19, 2009
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    #14

    You don’t “throw” guard, you dink.

  • Grommers
    April 19, 2009
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    #15

    He should of hit her back, woman fought for equal rights.

  • random
    April 19, 2009
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    #16

    I think that she was wrong in hitting him, but just so you know….the reason the legal system pounds hard on guys hitting girls is b/c most guys can do more physical harm than the other way around.

    It’s like a midget beating up a giant…everyone roots for the midget (david and goliath)

  • ryan697
    April 19, 2009
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    #17

    Fake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • ShawnB
    April 19, 2009
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    #18

    Man, this is a tough one, I have been hit by a girl once or twice, one smashed a glass over my head, I have never hit back.. but if a girl started thinking she is equal to a man’s strength and started using a full fist.. I might have to change that.

    To many girls abuse the rules men put on themselves, when a girl punches you she is starting to think she is equal to a man’s strength, so should be treated like one..

  • MasahikoKimura
    April 19, 2009
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    #19

    Thats what I was thinking the second I read that. Noob.

  • George W. Bush
    April 19, 2009
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    #20

    I would have stuffed that bitch in a suitcase… all hacked up like.

  • Jason
    April 19, 2009
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    #21

    If he would of done it it would of been battery and a bunch of women rights groups would be on his ass faster than a cat on a tin roof.

  • james
    April 19, 2009
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    #22

    I don’t see how this is funny, anyone who’s dealt with a dumb bitch for a girlfriend before knows.

  • Kaly
    April 19, 2009
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    #23

    God I hate that share this button… it wants passwords, doesn’t remember jack squat anyway. Why do you have it on this blog? Please use something better.

  • jt
    April 20, 2009
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    #24

    Staged / fake – totally acting. He held still as she hit him.

  • yo
    April 20, 2009
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    #25

    he should have hit her. wtf. is wrong with society that its okay for her to hit him but not vice versa.

    tell you what, if someone hit me, it’s fucking GAME ON

  • calvin
    April 20, 2009
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    #26

    Violence, from a girl or guy, is just wrong and very immature. If someone punches someone in the face, guy or even girl, they are really asking to get socked back. Although the guy might of deserved the punch (he seemed like he did), it takes a bigger man to just take the punch and not punch the girl back; a lot of men might of been provoked by that attack and punched her back in a fit of rage, getting themselves in big shit. Since I don’t believe in double standards, I would try to press charges on the girl if she was not family.

    really, i dont find the video funny. sorry.

  • Brad
    April 20, 2009
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    #27

    Violence is a crutch for weak individuals who can’t articulate themselves. She could of just walked away without escalating that situation. It’s even harder to tell from such a short clip. Why are we so interested in painful things like this and less interested in stories where people help each other?

  • Dirtbag
    April 20, 2009
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    #28

    This guy posting comments as Brad is obviously the guy in the video.

  • doc j
    April 20, 2009
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    #29

    Hit her back twice as hard and show her who her daddy is. If she didn’t want a fight she shouldn’t be throwing punches.

  • Chris
    April 20, 2009
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    #30

    the people thinking this is funny, or that he’s a pussy for not hitting back are completely wrong. THINKING she deserved to get hit back, while just, isn’t how a jury would see it.(which is where he’d be in front of had he done so) this is also shot in public, im sure witnesses will side with the chick, they always do. i dunno what the guy pulled, but surely he deserves someone better than a dumb cunt resorting to physical assault. He should be filing charges. this video is enough for him to win within context and a truly unbiased jury.

  • Kev
    April 20, 2009
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    #31

    Oh Whatta pity! Anyways the woman did not fire up all her muscles while hitting the second time. I can’t make out whether it’s a fisted bunch or a soft box. Hope the man doesn’t lose any tooth.

  • RBA
    April 20, 2009
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    #32

    God I hate that kind of women! The guy can’t do nothing but the yell…

  • gibbs12
    April 20, 2009
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    #33

    that was awesome!

  • sens
    April 20, 2009
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    #34

    Wow. Talk about abuse, what a psycho.
    Press charges, end of story.

  • meg
    April 20, 2009
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    #35

    I have hit a man with a closed fist at full force in the face and I have been hit back, maybe not full force by I guy. I was fully aware and prepared for the consequence and pain that I would receive after I hit first, but I went ahead and hit instead of walking away.
    I am not proud of what I did, but I have anger management issues and usually I take it out on the wall, but we were on the street when we started arguing.

  • some guy
    April 20, 2009
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    #36

    @meg: i’m glad to hear that he hit you back. that made this whole thread worth reading. thanks for sharing.

  • Kellie
    April 20, 2009
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    #37

    hahah. srsly. don’t make me take out my WEAVE!

  • Justin Atkinson
    April 20, 2009
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    #38

    Just about everyone involved with this thread is a fucking moron. We don’t have any clue what the argument was about, but any asshole that screams at his woman like that shouldn’t be surprised to get what this guy got. Conversely, any woman who would hit a guy like that could easily have done something to provoke the yelling. My point would be that they are both stupid people and so is any of you who sides with one or the other.

  • Luke
    April 20, 2009
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    #39

    Class. Just cuz a women throws a punch dont mean it wont hurt.

    If a woman throws a punch at me, she will drop like the rest.

    All you women says blokes can do more damage my reply is don’t fucking hit em then.

    Im sick of women playing the sympathy card when really they are the ones who tend to make matters worse!

  • feminist
    April 20, 2009
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    #40

    Shookum, our “feminazi” laws were put in place because generations of women were subject to the whims and cruelty of their husbands; they were viewed as property. Because women are generally less strong than men, domestic violence laws tend to favor them; most men would be able to defend themselves in an attack from their wives. I’d like you to explain to me how this compares to the nazi regime.
    Furthermore, we still have a long way to go for women to be truly equal to men. For example: woman will earn 75 cent to her male counterpart’s dollar, at the same professional level. Approximately 1 out of 4 women will be raped in her lifetime, many of which will go unreported because the man was probably a “friend” or acquaintance. Even if charged, a rapist can get less time than a drug dealer (which is wrong on both sides) Men consume pornography while women are turned into objects for their sexual satisfaction, and our reproductive rights are controlled by the state.
    But apparently you Mr. Shookum are being marginalized and oppressed by our feminazi legal system. I hope you can overcome that, and more power to you, you sorry ****.

    • DeathWish808
      April 20, 2009
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      #41

      MK2 just served you a plate of in-your-face sauce. ;-)

    • Saul
      April 20, 2009
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      #42

      your a child to say the least

      your obviously repeating facts given to you by your mother

      that dude down below owned you on the point of wages

      and did you see that lady just slap and punch that guy, i bet if your boyfriend/husband did that to you it would be prison….speaking of prison and rape you know how may men under 21 get raped in prison thanks to bitches like yourself who sent them there when they were 18 19 20 for having sex with their 17 year old gfs by their parents or the girl doesn’t really matter to the court, when she lied about her age anyway, and that statistic you dropped 1 in 4 get raped lol, you know how many women- wish, dream, fantasize, and even at times get them selves into rape situations on purpose for the idea of being a helpless victim. women love to pull the victim card, it doesn’t make sense to me, or men, or any other logical creature, but we have all seen it happen. feminism took women to equal rights and like i and others here have shown much much more. i don’t see too far off in the future hearing for mens equal rights, in cases like a baby, but i don’t think men will have to use the broken political system to try and snake their way into power, they will just take it from you.

  • MK2
    April 20, 2009
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    #43

    @feminzais:

    Feminists are bigots that only mention half facts – the half that serve their agenda

    Unemployment and wage-gaps: males vs females.
    http://glennsacks.com/blog/?p=3595
    Not to mention the feminist data cooking where they only look at the top curve of men income and ignore the bottom curve! Most homeless and jobless are men, why don’t they include it in their studies and say the bias against males? Because it doesn’t help their self-serving agendas.

    On reproduction rights you say?
    If a woman is pregnant and decided to abort, she can even if the father wanted the baby. However, if it’s the other way around, her partner will be under the mercy of whatever she decide, she can sue him even if he didn’t want the baby.

    and no, this is only because of the retarded “chivalrous” attitude from men who still think that it’s men fault because women are like children they can’t take responsibility for their choices and actions and they need to be protected. Have you checked for the government funding for breast cancer vs prostate cancer.

    • Jason
      April 20, 2009
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      #44

      People own each other quite often in these comments, but the hammer you just through down is near the top.

    • feminist
      April 21, 2009
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      #46

      Yup, that’s feminists: manipulating the facts about so we can have our way… oh wait.
      First off, let me give you the definition of feminism: it is the idea of obtaining the same rights and for women that is given to men. That’s it. We want to be treated equally and respected as humans. Paradoxically, most people agree with the goal of feminism but very few identify themselves as feminists. I think the stigma says a lot about how far we have left to go for equality.
      And MK2, I get my facts from very credible sources: psychology, social justice, social problems, and history classes, books and firsthand scientific studies. Most of these studies were done by non-biased researchers with careful controls, as is necessary for publication in a peer reviewed journal.
      Now, you’re wrong about the misrepresentation of the income gap. The figures are actually taken from the MEDIAN income of men and women through census.
      And your problem with reproductive rights is that a man can’t force a woman to carry a child that she doesn’t want for nearly a year of her life, limiting her activities, enduring pain and possibly ridicule all so that this guy can become the single parent of a child whose mother didn’t want to have it? Yeah, I *totally* see your point. And I’m sure that if it was the man’s body on the line, if it were men who got pregnant, you’d still have the same opinion.
      MK2, you have something of a point on the prostate/breast cancer thing. It is unfortunate that funding and campaigning is so unbalanced. However, this is a political move; we are no closer to finding cures to any of these diseases than giant pharmaceutical companies want us to be.
      In conclusion, I do have my facts straight, and do my best not to misrepresent them. I have done my research and tried to keep my emotions out of the issue. I am not a bigot, but judging by the anger in your post, it would seem that you are. If you want men and women to be treated equally, then we have the same goal. (In fact, I’m glad to hear of instances for male rights, like fathers fighting judges who automatically give mothers custody in divorce cases). But you’re mistaken if you think you’re the one being oppressed.
      By the way, I would advise refraining from statements such as “you women” or “all women.” There is nothing that’s true about all women (or men, as I realize), and using such phrases makes you sound sexist. :O+

      • DeathWish808
        April 22, 2009
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        #47

        LOL, you’re getting OWNED. You may want to give some actual facts and, ummm say, some friggin links to said facts to back yourself up. Citing some random references doesn’t validate your story. Have fun! :-)

  • DeathWish808
    April 20, 2009
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    #51

    “I would never hit a woman in my life, but I’ll shake the shit out of her.”

    —>Chris Rock<—

  • Rockwell
    April 20, 2009
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    #52

    He could publish a sex video of him and her best friend… that’s how you win.

  • bill
    April 20, 2009
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    #53

    so she likes it rough….. ok then……

  • Saul
    April 20, 2009
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    #54

    your right, I’ve read a lot of articles and journals that support your argument with, believe or not, more facts than this, these are just a few of the many ways the feminist agenda has ignorantly and corruptly taken hold of a major part of the country. but its like you said, they need us to protect them, they can never escape that fact, they can easily deny that they act like children and don’t take responsibility for their actions, that’s exactly what children say when you catch them doing something they know they shouldn’t they point at something else and fall into denial. the reason for this in my opinion is because 1. they run on and off emotion. (ignoring more important aspect of life that the unemotional, or the controlled emotional can handle) 2. mommies teach their baby girls and even sick selfish fathers teach their little princesses how to be this way just like mommy.

    i hope this get out more, i’m not in anyway supportive of the male dominated agenda of white supremacy and keeping a woman in the kitchen, that guy died or is dying right now, i’m 22 and married…successfully and been that way for years now, so i would say that people like us with these arguments are valid, when you look at the research of how women and the feminist movement has fuck up in this country is pretty obvious, just look at Michelle Bachman…need i say more.

    • feminist
      April 21, 2009
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      #55

      Saul, I’ll give you the same advice I gave M2K: any statement that uses the phrase “all women” “you women” or refers to women with the impersonal “You” is sexist. Replace them with “You blacks” or “all blacks” and you’ll see what I mean. Also, “bitches” is as bad as “niggers”.

      I don’t think you’re afraid of women taking control and you losing all your rights, I think you’re an insecure person who doesn’t know how to deal with the pain of previous bad relationships and experiences. Some women have hurt you, therefore you generalize to hold negative views of all women. It sucks that women can be so mean, but remember that so can men. There are good people out there on both sides, but if you refuse to believe so, you will never find them. Remember: you earn your partners, they are only as good as what you are willing to work for.

      PS: to all you guys complaining about how if the man in the video had hit the woman he’d have gone to jail, you should be glad for that; it’s hopefully kept many of your mothers and sisters safe. The real issue is that the girl can get away with that kind of behavior. Violence from anyone is unacceptable behavior. O+

      • And?
        April 22, 2009
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        #56

        So what? So he said “you women.” Who cares? You’re a big, strong girl, you can handle it, right? he has every right to be as sexist as he wants. this IS America, and we all have the right to upset you. you also have the freedom to upset us back. Also, If I’m a man, and beat the holy shit out of a woman of equivalent size, and she’s only trying to defend herself, because even though she hit me first, she has far less skill, and starts getting mauled, it’s just a fight, right? it’s not abuse, she’s my perfect equal. That’s the way the boys live, anyway. Many, not all women seem to love talking about how equal they are to men, but in the same breath, will go and get a man to grab shit out of their reach, rather than get a ladder. I don’t see many women griping about not getting to play in the NFL, either. I’ve also never heard of a woman crying about not getting drafted, come to think of it…

      • notalwaysright
        April 22, 2009
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        #57

        The feminist’s very identity is wrapped up in abortion, not women’s rights or
        welfare. For example, do you ever hear from a feminist group when women
        are being forced to have abortions against their will in China? Do you ever
        hear from NOW or NARAL when only baby girls are aborted in China or
        India? Do you ever hear from them when women here in this country are
        coerced or pressured by their employers, husbands, parents or boyfriends to
        have an abortion? Did you hear from one feminist group when Laura Smith
        of Massachusetts was killed by an abortionist? Not Likely.

  • Garret
    April 20, 2009
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    #58

    Funny, it looks staged either way….who knows, she hit him…..can’t wait to see the wedding day lol

  • idiots
    April 20, 2009
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    #59

    Both are stupid, making such scenes just means you’re like all the idiotic unworthy people/couples out there seeking for attention and lacking personal independence. This is the role model of shit societies like the U.S. one, everyone just wants attention, to be scene, to have ‘drama’ in their lives to talk about because they’re shit and cant aim further. Shit we learn is right beacuse of Hollywood, because of girl books, feminists, machism and lack of dignity… society doesnt need this. Then they’ll marry, convince themselves they need each other, and cheat, divorce or shoot one another. Like we need that, like we have no better option, like its stupid to do find someone whos a partner instead of a rival/master/servant/dependant idiot, but thats what people seek, thats what people get.

  • to saul
    April 20, 2009
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    #60

    Hey Saul, so your girls need you, man, you must be awesome and they must be the classic californian stupid bitches. My mom works all day, had 3 kids, took care of us + paid for anything we needed, never divorced just so as to not leave her kids ‘dadless’ so, supported him too, as he was jobless and dreamless. She never needed anyone and to date does what she wants, is free, smart, independent, intelligent and nice. Of course isn’t a feminist, that’s retarded too, they limit themselves just beacuse they dont want men to limit them. when you are just youself regardless of your gender, you go far, when you don’t think you need someone else but its not out of pride, anger or whatever, meaning, you just don’t.
    It’s simply sad people are so empty. including all those comments on slapping her back, or praising , both are wrong, both are empty, both contribute to one being better or avobe the other, humiliating the other genre because you cant do better, and it makes you feel smarter or more powerful, all hollow, empty shells…

  • Pari
    April 20, 2009
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    #61

    bitch belongs in the kitchen

  • lexlex
    April 20, 2009
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    #62

    he looked like he was going to chase her down and scream at her some more. Neither of them are right in this situation. HOWEVER… did he really have to yell at her like that in public for one. 2. would you have GONE AFTER your girl if she slapped you after you yelled at her in public? or yell at her in public at all hahaha…

    i mean seriously… if the guy was chasing after me after i slapped him and he’s STILL THROWING a fit… i probably would have threw some elbows while I was at it. this guy looks like a total pansy.

    Then again… I’d expect for him to hit me back and put up a damn good fight… He looks like he wouldn’t be able to do much damage but pull some hair.

  • DW
    April 20, 2009
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    #63

    If he hit her back, he’d be going to jail. But she hits him, so the world views it as cute and funny.

    She needs to be arrested on Domestic Violence / Assault charges.

    He needs to be shipped straight off to Man Camp. If any sloppy gash even thinks about raising a hand to me, she’s OUT THE DOOR. No questions, no discussions, and no apologies accepted. Just get your filthy ass out the door, and don’t leave a snail trail on my fucking carpet.

  • smarterthanyou
    April 20, 2009
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    #64

    they deserve each other. They should be forcefully married, and sterilized.

    ..and everyone else who thinks acting stupid and hitting another person should be made to live with them. They should all live together and be made to watch violence all day and night…..perhaps eventually all the morons will be dead.

    the guy’s a asshole for yelling on the streets at her and being whiny, and shes an idiot for hitting him.

  • Kaileb
    April 20, 2009
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    #65

    I know that place! I stood right where he got punched. It’s on Knic St.

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