Comments on: Dear Squirters, a heads up please?

By: Jason

Jason — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 04:40:30 +0000

And the smell, what did it smell like? I’m sure if it was my gf I would have been more down, but this was just a cheating fatty who liked my tv and snacks.

In fact, I’d take a vag load down the throat if I really liked her. Some good protein I’d assume.

By: Guy Flannigan

Guy Flannigan — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 01:38:29 +0000

I’ve had a few chicks who’ve done that. They never knew they were able to do it before I got ahold of them. They rather enjoyed it, as did I.

By: Jason

Jason — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 18:02:12 +0000

You’re right, it isn’t coming out. Tried a baking soda rub down thus far. I don’t have the money for a new mattress. More ideas plz. Also, I don’t think this will happen again.

By: blahblah

blahblah — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 17:02:33 +0000

Don’t worry, I have the solution. It’s easy and can be performed at home!

First, put your mattress outside and pour kerosene all over it, set it on fire. There’s no WAY a fuckstain like that is ever going to wash out completely.

Second, next time Ms. Supersoaker wants to get it on with you, tell her you’d like to do it with the lights off this time, get something kinky on the go…tell her that you’re about to stick it in, and then at the last moment, switch your penis out for a caulking gun and seal that bastard shut. Then you can just do her up the pooper and hope to fuck she doesn’t squirt out of there too.

By: Jason

Jason — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 14:59:26 +0000

Where do you live? We might be able to arrange something.

By: Jason

Jason — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 14:58:46 +0000

I’m not sure, I smelled the area and although it wasn’t a good smell, it wasn’t piss.

By: blahblah

blahblah — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 13:55:31 +0000

200 pounds? Are you sure the fat cow didn’t just spring a leak somewhere from all the internal pressure?

By: Don

Don — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 06:08:37 +0000

That Bitch can sit on my face!