When I was in school I waited till my freshman year to take health. So first day of highschool I walk in to health class and see this amazingly hot teacher to whom i will only refer to as miss kenjura.
Blonde, about 125 lbs, 32yr old and the most amazing tits you’ve ever seen. So all four years of highschool I take health just so i can stare at this amazing hot teacher. I’ll be honest I made an attempt to hit on this lady about once a week, but of course she would always give me the cold shoulder.
Well about a year after I graduate me and my buddy are in this bar when you know it shes sitting right there across the bar. I spent the whole night giving it everything I had to try and get this chick to give me something. Finally after 3 hrs of laughing and talking about old times she invites me back to her place.
So we get there go in her house, well I’m about to start crying from excitement right. We start making out and I begin to think about all the years of waiting and thinking how close I am when all of a sudden there’s a knock on the door.
She freaks out and starts trying to get me out the back door when the door bust open and this fine ass red headed chick comes in(even bigger tits!) and is all like “what the hell is goin on” oh hey Laura i thought u weren’t coming back till next Friday.
Naturally I’m stunned with excitement. Right when I’m about to suggest that she joins us the chick whips out a tazer and shocks my ass she throws me outside and tells me next time it will be a gun.
Well there you go, the teacher I had the hots for all through highschool was bi, and I was right there on the border line of paradise when some redheaded chick named laura with huge tits kicks my ass.
Dear Craig, Your story was like a fairy tale up until the end. Take notes: Anytime you’re at a female’s place and she gets nervous when someone is at the door, you should bail. 99% of the time it’s a 250 lbs boyfriend who can eat trees and lift up a flat bed truck. You sort of lucked out that her boyfriend had a vagina, this could have been worse.