8 Female Fighting Characters With Unfair Advantages

Going beyond the whole ‘you shouldn’t hit a girl’ debate, is it fair to let female fighting characters compete?  Last week we sat down with fighters who have been face to face with these furious females, head to head.  It was interesting to get their take on why women shouldn’t be fighting.  Surprisingly it isn’t as simple as “they should be at home with the kids.”

Chun-Li

Unfair Advantages: Lightening kick exposes girl parts

“Please tell me how I was supposed to concentrate after 0:12.  She does that rapid kick thing and you can see EVERYTHING.”

Sonya

Unfair Advantage: See-thru top, makes dudes believe that she is blowing them an actual kiss

“I wasn’t really even looking to fight.  I said she looked hot in her tight white shirt, and then she was like ‘No you’re the hot one’…wtf?”

Anna Williams

Unfair Advantage: Incredible legs, plays possum

“If you scroll to 2:19 you can clearly see that she said uncle.  So I was like OK and decided to admire her leggings for a min -  But then she started raging again.  Totally unsportsmanlike.”

Xianghua

Unfair Advantage: Makes moaning noises while fighting

“Every time she does a move, she makes the same sounds that come out of my Hentai MPEGS.  I’m not exactly wearing sweats, so a boner is detrimental.”

Kitana

Unfair Advantage: Outfit reveals distracting camel toe possibilities

“K guys, why is she wearing that?  That’s like something a 7 year old gymnast would toss on before hitting the balance beam.  I caught myself staring at her toe and it made me feel worse than the time I jerked off to a Lazy Town vid.”

Morrigan

Unfair Advantage: Wears slutty bat costume, nipples poke out of clothing, punches at the sack region

“I was told that I would be fighting a bat…hardly the case.  It’s really just a bangin’ bod inside a dominatrix costume.”

Mai Shiranui

Unfair Advantage: Acts as if she were prey, strikes while opponent is stunned by epic cleavage

“Ya she pretty much wrecked my shit but I would gladly let her do it again, damn.”

Cammy

Unfair Advantage: Places vagina in opponents faces

“Watch what happens at 1:12.  Is there even a way to defend that?”