5 things we learned from Kenny Powers
April 30, 2009 · Print This Article
East Bound and Down is the side project that Will Ferrel did with HBO, so immediately we thought this would be 30 minutes of dick jokes in every episode. To our amazement, this show is actually very educational. Sure, he doesn’t act like the textbook school employee should, but that’s what we like.
People don’t want to be patronized, and shooting from the hip, with straight forward answers is exactly what Kenny Powers does best.
Educational Quote: Sometimes when you bring the thunder, you get lost in the storm.
We think this means: When you kick truck loads of ass, you’ll make a lot of dust. When this happens, you might not be able to see so well.
Educational Quote: Me sittin’ round smokin’ weed is awesome but it’s not what a team manager is lookin’ for.
We think this means: Drugs are pretty cool but you shouldn’t do them in front of your boss.
Educational Quote: Honey I love you, I think you’re a terrific girl, but you have clothes like a fuckin’ dick head.
We think this means: Don’t sugar coat anything. If your GF wants you to tell her how she looks, then you should tell her. Sure it might sting at first, but in the long run it’s better for everyone.
Educational Quote: Sure you don’t wanna meet in the middle somewhere?
We think this means: When selling yourself you should never take the first offer thrown in your direction. By using the above quote, he earned himself an extra $100.
Educational Quote: Ya I hurt myself, I hurt my nose.
We think this means: Being in the Major’s means you have more balls flying at your face than 15 year old girl, backstage at a Jonas Bro concert. Obviously if a fast flying baseball hits you in the nose, it’s going to take some time and work to get it fixed up.
Video of the day – College Humor
Babe of the day (nsfw) – Gorilla Mask
WTF of the day – Totally Crap
Pic of the day – Holy Taco
PS – I know “hurt my nose” means rehab for coke. You can stop calling me a retard on twitter.
@regretful it means coke rehab retard
Ricky Bobby is gay like twitter.
Wow. That list was horrible.
This list sucks major dick.
If you don’t like this show then you’re the one who sucks dick.
never write anything again ever plz kthnxbai
Will Ferrell “side project”? That’s an insult to everyone that worked on the show. Will was an executive producer and had a small acting part. He wasn’t a creator, director or writer so give credit where credit is due.
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This list is terrible, and makes no sense, some of the worst quotes ever, and the NOSE cocaine you moron
Regretful Morning, I hate you and you write articles like a fucking dickhead. And how you miss the “nose” joke is beyond me. Pay attention douche.