Regretful Morning

5 things we learned from Kenny Powers

Posted April 30th, 2009 at 8:34 pm by

East Bound and Down is the side project that Will Ferrel did with HBO, so immediately we thought this would be 30 minutes of dick jokes in every episode.  To our amazement, this show is actually very educational.  Sure, he doesn’t act like the textbook school employee should, but that’s what we like.

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People don’t want to be patronized, and shooting from the hip, with straight forward answers is exactly what Kenny Powers does best.

Educational Quote: Sometimes when you bring the thunder, you get lost in the storm.

We think this means: When you kick truck loads of ass, you’ll make a lot of dust.  When this happens, you might not be able to see so well.

Educational Quote: Me sittin’ round smokin’ weed is awesome but it’s not what a team manager is lookin’ for.

We think this means: Drugs are pretty cool but you shouldn’t do them in front of your boss.

Educational Quote: Honey I love you, I think you’re a terrific girl, but you have clothes like a fuckin’ dick head.

We think this means: Don’t sugar coat anything.  If your GF wants you to tell her how she looks, then you should tell her.  Sure it might sting at first, but in the long run it’s better for everyone.

Educational Quote: Sure you don’t wanna meet in the middle somewhere?

We think this means: When selling yourself you should never take the first offer thrown in your direction.  By using the above quote, he earned himself an extra $100.

Educational Quote: Ya I hurt myself, I hurt my nose.

We think this means: Being in the Major’s means you have more balls flying at your face than 15 year old girl, backstage at a Jonas Bro concert.  Obviously if a fast flying baseball hits you in the nose, it’s going to take some time and work to get it fixed up.

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21 Comments
  • Jason
    May 1, 2009
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    #1

    PS – I know “hurt my nose” means rehab for coke. You can stop calling me a retard on twitter.

    • Ricky Bobby
      May 2, 2009
      Reply


      #2

      @regretful it means coke rehab retard

      • Richard Simmons
        May 2, 2009
        Reply


        #3

        Ricky Bobby is gay like twitter.

        • Kyle
          January 6, 2010
          Reply


          #4

          Is Ricky Bobby gay? Like Twitter? Or like your name, Richard Simmons?

  • Candor
    May 2, 2009
    Reply


    #5

    Wow. That list was horrible.

  • john nipple
    May 2, 2009
    Reply


    #6

    This list sucks major dick.

  • toilet man
    May 2, 2009
    Reply


    #7

    If you don’t like this show then you’re the one who sucks dick.

  • sam
    May 2, 2009
    Reply


    #8

    never write anything again ever plz kthnxbai

  • cochese
    May 3, 2009
    Reply


    #9

    Will Ferrell “side project”? That’s an insult to everyone that worked on the show. Will was an executive producer and had a small acting part. He wasn’t a creator, director or writer so give credit where credit is due.

  • 6qmli pqfry
    June 29, 2009
    Reply


    #10

    Opdiz, I really like your site! li7lo

  • You're a Loser
    September 2, 2009
    Reply


    #11

    This list is terrible, and makes no sense, some of the worst quotes ever, and the NOSE cocaine you moron

  • WowThatSucked.
    October 13, 2009
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    #12

    Regretful Morning, I hate you and you write articles like a fucking dickhead. And how you miss the “nose” joke is beyond me. Pay attention douche.

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