4 Reasons Our Forums Suck Less

Last month we turned one, woot happy b-day etc etc.  When I first started this site, it was mainly to let readers share their best/worst drinking stories and walks of shame.  Later, I began to integrate my own style of dick joke content which surprisingly did well.

In October 08′ DeathWish808 started running the video section, in November 08′ we partnered with thatdbesweet.com for original web comics, and in February 09′ we picked up John Scrovak (writer for STDP7 and Cracked)

So now as we continue to grow, we’ve decided to become a bit more interactive with you clowns.  Here are a few reasons why the forums suck less giant penis than they did 6 months ago.

1.  Contests – We’re stepping it up a notch when it comes to the photoshop contests.  Instead of  running them every two weeks we’ve decided to start running them back to back.  As soon as one contest finishes, a new one starts.  Winners get $25 paypal and a cyber blow job (optional).

2. It could be dirty – The new NSFW section is a great place to pound one out.  Shut that office door and check out the Awesome Racks Thread when you get a chance.

3. Regretful Stories - Post the good, the bad, and the ugly.  If it has to do with sex, drugs, alcohol, or just a time where you experienced an eff’d up night of misery, we want to read that shit.  Sometimes we’ll get sponsors to give you cool stuff if your story wins.

4. Content Suggests - Want a video, pic, or set of tits posted on the main page?  Ask us nicely, or threaten our lives – and we might just do what you say.  Also, new “tanked trivia” video series coming soon – so be sure to submit the most basic questions that any 4th grader could answer.  We’ll be asking these questions to completely hammered people at bars, and posting the videos for you to laugh at.

Forums can be found at the top of this page, or by clicking this link because you’re lazy.