East Bound and Down is the side project that Will Ferrel did with HBO, so immediately we thought this would be 30 minutes of dick jokes in every episode.  To our amazement, this show is actually very educational.  Sure, he doesn't act like the textbook school employee should, but that's what we like. People don't want to be patronized, and shooting from the hip, with straight forward answ... more.

Name: Craig Age: 21 When I was in school I waited till my freshman year to take health.  So first day of highschool I walk in to health class and see this amazingly hot teacher to whom i will only refer to as miss kenjura. Blonde, about 125 lbs, 32yr old and the most amazing tits you've ever seen.  So all four years of highschool I take health just so i can stare at this amazing hot tea... more.

I saw this camper down in Ocean Beach the other day and thought to myself "damn, that's not a bad idea."  Having someone crash into your busted ass ride would be an easy way to get some quick dough - Especially now that everyone is getting economically ass raped.  Just make sure you have insurance before you ask your buddy to destroy your shit. more.

Jimmy Fallon performs "you spit when you talk" live.  I believe that this was written for my ex-girlfriend, bless her heart. (more...)... more.

We all know how our favorite super heroes came to be right?  Batman from bats, Catwoman from cats, Spiderman/spider bite etc.  We decided to see what it would look like if super heroes spawned from our favorite mixed drinks.  We've also posted the recipes for educational purposes. You can check out the rest of the entries more.

1)   The Swine Flu has everyone shitting their pants.  Get creative and show us how children would cure this deadly virus.  You may submit more than one.  Make sure you shrink it to 550 pixels wide or less. 2) Attach it on the forums here 3) The best entry gets $25 via paypal. 4) Contest ends... more.

I get so much junk mail it's retarded.  The problem is, I can't mass delete because often an important one will slip through the cracks.  So while speed deleting, I came across this beauty and thought to myself "JJ Abrams could make this shit work." One trailer already comes to mind. Remember this shit from Ent... more.

Before we plunge into this list I'd like to take a moment to address the single bachelors.  Sure it get's lonely not having a gf/wife to share bodily fluids with, but one day that will all change.  When that day comes, you will look back at this point in your life and think to yourself "Damn those days were awesome."  So go ahead and pull your pud as much, and as often as you possibly can.Â... more.

Did anyone else know Christina Aguilera had a stamp?  I didn't.  Also, this pic sucks so I found one that does her more justice. Have a good tramp stamp pic we should post? Dump the link in our Facebook group or drop us an email. C... more.

Name: Albert Age: twenties I married a woman off of Yahoo chat after talking to her for 3 months. She turned out to be a fat hairy coke addict with a whiny 10 year-old son. She had a face full of whiskers, blackheads and broken teeth, and a sagging belly full of stretch marks. She cheated on me with a crackhead/dealer that she let fuck her in the ass for his cocaine. more.