This view right here gets you: Free drinks at any bar, an easy way out of speeding tickets, and the ability to march to the front of every line. The downside is, you don’t get to have a penis…meh – being a woman sucks.

Posted March 19th, 2009 at 11:07 am by Jason
This view right here gets you: Free drinks at any bar, an easy way out of speeding tickets, and the ability to march to the front of every line. The downside is, you don’t get to have a penis…meh – being a woman sucks.

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March 19, 2009
#1
I’m pretty sure with what’s in the picture, you can get as much penis as you want.
March 20, 2009
#2
true dat