Whoever invented the menstrual cycle wasn’t really thinking. For up to one whole week per month, men around the world will not get laid because of “sorry it’s a bad time right now.” Sometimes you will find girls cool enough to brand you with a set of red wings, but even they need to be convinced that you’re down for the mess.
Let’s be honest though, no one is “down for the mess” because that would make you fucking disgusting. We will however do what it takes to relieve a full sack, and sometimes that means looking like an Apache in war paint when it’s all said and done.
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March 24, 2009
#1
I have no problem with it until it bugers up into little blood balls…..have to keep it wet.
Plus it’s good to hop into the shower and just start washing, without looking.
March 24, 2009
#2
Wish I would’ve waited until I was done eating to start reading comments.
March 25, 2009
#3
The extra lubrication makes it better.
March 25, 2009
#4
Right you are. I tried using the same logic with my ex when she had diarrhea and I wanted to try anal.
March 25, 2009
#5
Astro-Glide is smelly-less.
March 25, 2009
#6
That was pretty sick. These comments make me want to throw up though.
March 25, 2009
#7
You talking menstral felching here? That’s a little advanced for me. You’re out of my league.
March 25, 2009
#8
Ready for it Eric? How about…. Melching!
March 26, 2009
#9
this article about ejaculate into vagina? what is full sack? is your full of sperms? do you make lot of sperms into vaginas when they are blooded is this nice
March 26, 2009
#10
Pretty accurate James. Stick around and we’ll teach you all about the birds/bees.
March 26, 2009
#11
Did I just winness a new term being born? If so, this must be carefully defined in detail and sent to webster. Cool, I was there!
March 29, 2009
#12
I am one of those few females not disgusted by my body’s natural cycle. However, I have never expected or asked any boyfriend or lover to commence any sexual activity during “that time”. For the brave two who didn’t mind, they apparently discovered that it’s a whole different sensation on their part.
Helpful hints from the other team: the girl should be wearing a tampon for at least two hours prior to soak up as much fluid as possible, keeping baby wipes on hand is an excellent idea, be gentle because it’s tender down their during that time o’ the month, and if you try it and it totally freaks you out just be honest. Also, (as lame as it sounds) keeping track of her cycle will enable you to get your kicks in before hand if you want to avoid the battlefield. Good luck gentlemen.
February 3, 2010
#13
Agree with Lin.
With my wife we don’t have problems having sex during her period.
That has nothing dirty, actually blood is the cleanest part of a body!
We are just careful when we finish not to make stains in the bed… if it happens, oxygenated water takes it off very good.
March 29, 2009
#14
I’ve had sex on the rag a hand full of times and it’s never been messy. I’ve been told that during intercourse a woman will stop actively bleeding, and so far this has been true for me. It can be a bit tender and you’re guaranteed some residue so be gentle and shower sex, yay!
April 28, 2009
#15
so glad im gay
April 28, 2009
#16
Me too, what are you doing later?
January 17, 2010
#17
Been there done that and to be honest sometimes my own body just makes me go “ewww..” I agree with Lin; work out the timetable and avoid those red wings lads