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Teabagging: Serious Business

Name: Mike Litoris

Age: 20

Last year we were at my buddies house having a few drinks.  Then we started playing drinking games and one by one people left or passed out.

There was this one girl who was super stuck up.  Drove a Lexus that daddy bought and acted like she was better than the world.  One of my friends noticed she was passed out so we decided to get out the markers.

Then my friend wanted to one up everybody so he pulled out his junk and put it on her cheek.

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not her

Anyway the next day the bitch was hysterical because someone told her that some of the guys put their man meat on her face.  We heard there was like an investigation and they were going to try to press rape chargers or something.  Nothing ever happened though lol.

Dear Mike, I love your alias.  Also, while some people may try to tell you that what you did was childish and uncalled for, I need to let you know that you didn’t do anything wrong.  Asher Roth explains “don’t pass out with your shoes on”

Shoes on = fair game.

PS – Were her shoes actually still on?  Because if they weren’t I’d have to tell your friend that he’s a piece of shit.