Monday mornings fucking suck. I think the worst part for me is when I day dream about my awesome bed, knowing I can’t crawl back in it.
That’s kind of why I’m always trying new energy supplements. If I can find something that gives me a healthy, yet sturdy kick in the ass, I’m going to be all over it. Yesterday at the grocery story I discovered the Amp Energy Shot. This thing looks like a green M-80, so naturally I thought it would kick a lot of ass. However, now I’m wishing that I would have just shit into a shot glass and saved myself the 2 dollars.
On the brighter side, my hands and left shoulder are starting to twitch – so this ’shit in a bottle’ actually works if you can get passed the atrocious taste.
PS – Look how filthy my KB is. I had no idea it was this gross until I took the pic.
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March 9, 2009
#1
5 Hour Energy, brah. Costco stocks it now.
I personally just drink green tea all day.
March 9, 2009
#2
Heh, holy crap, I just realized the flavor on your amp is “jakfriut”. Hahaha, no wonder why you picked it!
March 9, 2009
#3
Grow up Zak. If you want to shoot the lightning, you have to charge the power pole