Monday mornings fucking suck. I think the worst part for me is when I day dream about my awesome bed, knowing I can’t crawl back in it.
That’s kind of why I’m always trying new energy supplements. If I can find something that gives me a healthy, yet sturdy kick in the ass, I’m going to be all over it. Yesterday at the grocery story I discovered the Amp Energy Shot. This thing looks like a green M-80, so naturally I thought it would kick a lot of ass. However, now I’m wishing that I would have just shit into a shot glass and saved myself the 2 dollars.
On the brighter side, my hands and left shoulder are starting to twitch – so this ‘shit in a bottle’ actually works if you can get passed the atrocious taste.
PS – Look how filthy my KB is. I had no idea it was this gross until I took the pic.
Turtle having sex with a shoe – Blog of Hilarity
Why Terminators transport naked – College Humor
Driver vs parked car – DumpaLink
Picnic table vs Mountain biker – Don Chavez
Fan harasses reporter – Funny Hub
10 celebs who attempted singing – Manofest
Jessica Biel on SNL – Cuzoogle
Lisa Lampenelli takes it too far – Afro Jacks
Amber Heard looking sexy – On 205th
Imogen Thomas fap gallery – Next Round
Whos hotter, Yustman or Winstead? – Double Viking
Sexy Gator cheerleaders – COED Magazine
Lady Gaga gallery – Camel Tap