Its official, you can now buy liquid shit
March 9, 2009 · Print This Article
Monday mornings fucking suck. I think the worst part for me is when I day dream about my awesome bed, knowing I can’t crawl back in it.
That’s kind of why I’m always trying new energy supplements. If I can find something that gives me a healthy, yet sturdy kick in the ass, I’m going to be all over it. Yesterday at the grocery story I discovered the Amp Energy Shot. This thing looks like a green M-80, so naturally I thought it would kick a lot of ass. However, now I’m wishing that I would have just shit into a shot glass and saved myself the 2 dollars.
On the brighter side, my hands and left shoulder are starting to twitch – so this ’shit in a bottle’ actually works if you can get passed the atrocious taste.
PS – Look how filthy my KB is. I had no idea it was this gross until I took the pic.
Popular Links:
Turtle having sex with a shoe – Blog of Hilarity
Why Terminators transport naked – College Humor
Driver vs parked car – DumpaLink
Picnic table vs Mountain biker – Don Chavez
Fan harasses reporter – Funny Hub
10 celebs who attempted singing – Manofest
Jessica Biel on SNL – Cuzoogle
Lisa Lampenelli takes it too far – Afro Jacks
Babes:
Amber Heard looking sexy – On 205th
Imogen Thomas fap gallery – Next Round
Whos hotter, Yustman or Winstead? – Double Viking
Sexy Gator cheerleaders – COED Magazine
Lady Gaga gallery – Camel Tap







5 Hour Energy, brah. Costco stocks it now.
I personally just drink green tea all day.
Heh, holy crap, I just realized the flavor on your amp is “jakfriut”. Hahaha, no wonder why you picked it!
Grow up Zak. If you want to shoot the lightning, you have to charge the power pole