Its official, you can now buy liquid shit

Monday mornings fucking suck.  I think the worst part for me is when I day dream about my awesome bed, knowing I can’t crawl back in it.

That’s kind of why I’m always trying new energy supplements.  If I can find something that gives me a healthy, yet sturdy kick in the ass, I’m going to be all over it.  Yesterday at the grocery story I discovered the Amp Energy Shot.  This thing looks like a green M-80, so naturally I thought it would kick a lot of ass.  However, now I’m wishing that I would have just shit into a shot glass and saved myself the 2 dollars.

On the brighter side, my hands and left shoulder are starting to twitch – so this ’shit in a bottle’ actually works if you can get passed the atrocious taste.

PS – Look how filthy my KB is.  I had no idea it was this gross until I took the pic.

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