Does anyone really think that a little boy like this has the ability to make a baby?

You two ladies raising your hands in the back, yes you.  You’re both fucking stupid.  Most guys who read this shit just laughed, and heres why.

As males we know that when we looked like that, we did not yet have the ability to fire a load.  I’m speaking from personal experience here.

As a kid I used to make forts in my bedroom, and slept in sleeping bags.  One morning I woke up in my sleeping bag and I had the hardest 4 inch boner I had ever seen.  I also noticed that when the sleeping bag hit me just right, it started tickling beyond belief.  From here my instincts kicked in, and 37 seconds later I was quivering in fetal position, “what the fuck just happened?”  I stayed like that for about 6 minutes (until I was ready to try again).  Long story short, there was no messy baby batter up until about a year later.

These geniuses need to realize that the ability to spunk comes with voice change, pit hair, and the first signs of a mustache.  Alfie doesn’t show any of these.

What we have here is a simple case of dead beat parents raising an awesome daughter.  And by awesome I mean no dignity, morals, or self respect (future stripper if she wasn’t ugly).  If you’re letting a 12 year old boy put his weiner in you, I can only imagine what the other two guys were like.  Basically she made a list of all of the dudes who banged her, and put the blame on the one who showed the most potential as a father.

One of the above is probably the father.

Someone give Alfie some legos and a happy meal, that kid has been through enough.