Regretful Morning

A Post Orgasm Guide For Women

Posted March 9th, 2009 at 10:55 am by

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We’ll never fully understand women, but once in awhile we’ll make a top secret discovery that lets us inch a little bit closer.  I’m sure we’ll get a few outraged ladies to pipe up and say “I ain’t like this at all, I make them gtfo before Americas Next Top Model Starts.”  That may be true, but we’re looking at the majority here.

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28 Comments
  • Anonoymous
    March 10, 2009
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    #1

    What happened to the option “Made you orgasm so many times you pass the fuck out” And it’s next step, “Did he post pics on his myspace, facebook, etc?”

    I’m just askin…

    • Jason
      March 10, 2009
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      #2

      I’ve heard about “Made you orgasm so many times you pass the fuck out” but I thought it was a myth since it’s never been achieved with my small bent weiner.

      • Anonoymous
        March 10, 2009
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        #3

        Obviously if you’ve only heard of it, you’ve never done it.

        It’s like Winning the lotto, driving over 200 MPH, punching a baby in the face, and having god himself tell you “Good job my son” At the same time.

        Was that a bit much? >:)

  • Jace
    March 10, 2009
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    #4

    If you’re going to make flowchart jokes, make a real flowchart.

  • Dave Yazz
    March 10, 2009
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    #5

    Of course its not a myth…..drug enhancements help you acheive this…..doesnt work for most people naturally…

  • Dave Yazz
    March 10, 2009
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    #6

    Of course its not a myth…..drug enhancements help you acheive this…..doesnt work for most people naturally…
    P.S. – Sorry, forgot to tell you great post!

  • Kevin
    March 10, 2009
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    #7

    Start with manual and oral orgasms. Get her off as many times as you can before you ever attempt insertion. You don’t need drug enhancements. You just need to try harder.

  • jobob
    March 10, 2009
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    #8

    Improper flow chart. Many infinite loops and black holes.
    D-
    see me after class.

  • knut
    March 10, 2009
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    #9

    Proper flowchart. There are no cycles that I can identify. I can see how you got confused, but try to mentally rearrange it so that the two “start babblings” are next to each other at the bottom, and move “wait for him to start” directly above this, and I think you will find your standard “top-to-bottom” flowchart.

  • Pleasure King
    March 10, 2009
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    #10

    If your lady is still talking after you have made her have orgasms then my friend you have much more work to do.

  • asdasd
    March 10, 2009
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    #11

    DEAR GOD! Learn how to draw a flow chart. The Y/N should be labeled on the arrows pointing towards the nodes.

    Ex.
    A –Yes–>B

    Not
    A—>Yes—->B

    The second one just looks retarded.

    • Jason
      March 10, 2009
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      #12

      What are you guys using to make flowcharts? I’m using a pos web app and it didn’t have the y/n options for the arrows.

  • anonymous
    March 10, 2009
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    #13

    So, how is it “post orgasm” if the woman never had an orgasm? Perhaps “post intercourse” would be a better choice…

  • megan
    March 28, 2009
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    #14

    i am 13 and i am sexually active i love orgasm’s is dat a bad thing?

    • Jason
      March 28, 2009
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      #15

      Yes. Spelling that with a D is also bad.

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    May 27, 2009
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    #16

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    August 23, 2009
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    #17

    This is one of the most fantastic flow charts I’ve ever seen in my life. Awesome.

  • trevor
    October 1, 2009
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    #18

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  • weird
    December 26, 2009
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    #19

    Weird flowchart. The shapes are all messed up.

  • Millie
    December 26, 2009
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    #20

    this is a bad, bad flowchart. and it’s not even true. if i really just came as hard as i made it sound like i did, i don’t have shit to say. sweet dreams!

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    January 19, 2010
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    #24

    Very nice , thanks

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