Sticking to a productive college schedule is a lot like sticking to your “be healthy” new years resolution. For a few weeks we’ll wake up and blast “Eye of the Tiger” while guzzling protein shakes and gearing up for some cardio. But on a Friday in early February we’ll be running late for work and that resolution will get flushed directly down the toilet (when the only breakfast option is an Egg McMuffin).
Let’s take a look at how a Junior in College gradually changes their routine – First semester vs third semester.
First Semester
Third Semester
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March 29, 2009
#1
There is no third semester of a Junior year; it would be the first semester of a senior year.
Maybe you meant quarters or trimesters…
March 29, 2009
#2
Scarily enough, that pretty much accurately describes my university career, except replace 3rd sem with 1st sem of 3rd year.
March 29, 2009
#3
Shut up Dave.
PSA: Hey kids! To avoid being a douche bag, just take jokes for what they are! Don’t be a Dave.
March 29, 2009
#4
I’ve got to say this is hilariously accurate.
March 30, 2009
#5
There is a 3rd semester of junior year if you do not earn enough credits to be considered a junior. Trust me, tons of people do it.
March 30, 2009
#6
^^ dave, i believe that the “third semester” is part of the joke… as in its semester 3 of what should be junior year.
jason: well stated sir. should put this on my wall.
March 30, 2009
#7
Or it’s the third semester in which you have the amout of credits to be considered a junior… possibly because of all bowls.
March 30, 2009
#8
Unless you go to summer semester
March 30, 2009
#9
Besides from third semester being, well not real, you seemed to have developed some sort of way of controlling time. After eating bagel, smoking bowl under oak tree, fall asleep you wake up at 2 PM where you can then choose to repeat said activities and wake up at 2 PM again. I suggest you go talk with a physics professor, they might be interested in hearing this.
March 30, 2009
#10
If you have an 8:00am class as a junior, you’ve already failed college.
March 30, 2009
#11
dave, have you thought that maybe it’s actually his 3rd semester of his junior year? like he went for two semesters but he’s still a junior because he doesn’t have enough credit hours to be a senior because all he did was smoke bowls and play call of duty 4? the reason i’m thinking this is what was meant is because i’ve lived this except replace cod4 with the original fallout and include some breakfast beers in the shower.
March 30, 2009
#12
Physics cannot explain this. The only possibly resolution is that you are smoking a bowl of time machine weed. So strong it actually sends you back in time.
March 30, 2009
#13
Either you have time machine weed or your weed is so dank that you fall asleep until 2PM the next day… I’ve seen both happen.
I would amend the first section to look more like this
8:15AM – Alarm Clock Goes off. Hit snooze for the next four hours
12:15 – Wake up, realize you missed all your classes
12:25 – Smoke bowl under oak tree
Breakfast beers in the shower are also missing…
March 30, 2009
#14
it’s funny because it’s true
March 30, 2009
#15
If you have an 8:00am class as a junior, you’ve already failed college..
March 30, 2009
#16
maybe he means junior college – 3rd semester in junior collge – in some countries they have junior college which is in between high school and university.
must be, since a semester is half of an academic school year. maybe 3rd semester was summer and he was smoking enough weed to believe he was actually attending class.
March 30, 2009
#17
Whats with all the flow diagrams on Digg these days?
March 30, 2009
#18
Whats a semester? haha – you yankees really have taken the english language and ran with it!
March 30, 2009
#19
shopped
March 31, 2009
#20
Yeah, pretty sure the 3rd semester thing is part of the joke.
Kinda like the first seven years of college being the hardest
April 2, 2009
#21
You are so funny! You take a painfully obvious stereotype and make a shitty flowchart. How clever. We can all relate. Yay. What a waste of time.
April 2, 2009
#22
The time you wasted in typing out your emo comment is about how long it took me to make this. Try harder.
April 5, 2009
#23
yea, tell em!
this shit’s funny, and that’s all it’s meant to be..
3rd semester, for those that don’t know = summer school.
April 7, 2009
#24
Dude. You really dont get this do you?
April 9, 2009
#25
Fuck you guys, there is no fucking third semester no matter how much you want it to be true in your deluded little shit worlds. Up yours assholes!
April 11, 2009
#26
Dave’s not here man..
May 4, 2009
#27
I like how in the third semester they are able to sleep until 2 and if they are still hungry they can get food, sleep, and then wake up again at 2.
May 8, 2009
#28
My routines soy:1 I get up 2 I have a shower 3 I breakfast 4 I brush my teeth 5 I get dressed 6 I go to school
May 8, 2009
#29
My routines:1 I get up 2I have a shower 3 I have a breakfast 4 I brush my teeth 5 I get dressed 6I go to school.
May 14, 2009
#30
yeah, i’m with dave…the word “semester” means “2 divisions or time periods”. not to mention this article is an almost exact replica of one posted on collegehumor a while ago…be original.