When women have to take a dump on a date
February 23, 2009 · Print This Article
I know we’ve been touching a lot lately on the topic of poo, so I will try to make this the last one (for the week at least).
A few months ago I was out with a few of my close female friends. One of them was stressed because she had to drop a log. I told her to do the deed in the ladies room and be done with it. The thought of this is apparently appalling to females.
Most people don’t like taking shits in public places, but for women it goes much deeper than that. This conversation then somehow spiraled into all three of them squawking about how they could never ever, in a million years, go number two while on a date.
I decided to run a small test of my own, so I started buying shots as fast as we could drink them. Eventually the girl who had to go, stumbled into the restroom and dropped a triple rattler like it was nobodies business.
From this experience I developed a flowchart. Below you will see how a female handles herself if she has to drop a deuce, while on a date.
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That is the worst flow chart I have ever seen. The Yes/No is supposed to be marked on the arrows.
I know, also if you look at “date almost over” there isnt even a yes option…I had been drinking.
If you want to re-do it let me know, I will send you some nude pics of my fat ex-gf.