I feel you dawg.  I’ve hit up a few ex-girlfriends before and asked them legitimately “Can we have sex one last time before the new guy starts stuffing his weiner in you?”  It hasn’t ever worked so I’ve kinda stopped trying.  However, seeing you in action just gave me a small boost of confidence – thank you for that.

PS – He isn’t your real dad, you don’t have to do what he says.

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