This is an actual product that you can buy, not something I tossed together in photoshop.

One of the reviews stated “I used to have trouble stayin inside her but not after I got these”.  Pretty fucking fantastic if you ask me.  If I had a girlfriend who was down to wear a set of tighty whities with me, I’d definitely try to push my luck.

Ever hear of a dutch oven?  Kind of like that but instead of farting I’d actually try to push out turd.  Then the more she squirmed, the more covered in my shit she would become.

Yes I am single, why do you ask?

Weekend Links:
Fat kid owns himself – 13gb
Worst people on the train – Boosh Magazine
Divorce in the eyes of a kid – College Humor

Americo Olivo is hot – Cuzoogle
No this isn’t photoshopped either – Double Viking
Warehouse during earthquake – DumpaLink

Proof that the Zune sucks – Funny Hub
Letter from Octo Mom – Holy Taco
Wellinton Zoo Valentines – Totally Crap