Posted February 10th, 2009 at 11:58 am by Jason
Obviously you don’t want to be in a situation where you’re being attacked. This is to show you what critical steps should be taken if and when the time comes.
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A bit violent, but quite efficient. I guess you practiced for years…
I like the nosepick at the beginning.
yes that was win.
I so want to kick this guys ass in a dark ally!
Nose pick w/ a slight mouth grab, nice…
That was a moustache grab.
And he left out one important way to disable this assailant. .
I feel safer already.
If only these deadly encounters weren’t so comical!
So, what do you do if your assailant is older than 18 months?
BEst video ever!! ´hahahahahahhaahaha
That was some brutal stuff. I wouldn’t want to be the guy in black… Poor chap!
*nose on a side note *
This post is titled incorrectly though. It is 100% impossible to avoid a ninja attack. In a ninja attack you’ll be dead even before the ninja kills you!
That girl is ADORABLE.
really cute =)
Just saw a show about ninjas vs spartans..didn’t catch the end, but my bet is on the ninja.
@puck as long as the kid isn’t with him you might have a chance
This has to be the cutest Ninja in history! This is priceless!
I wish you allowed your videos to be embedded like YouTube.
DUDE WATCH OUT THERES A NINJA IN YOUR ROOM!
This is awesooome! This made me laugh so hard!!!
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