Obviously you don’t want to be in a situation where you’re being attacked. This is to show you what critical steps should be taken if and when the time comes.
How to avoid a ninja attack
Posted February 10th, 2009 at 11:58 am by Jason
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February 10, 2009
#1
A bit violent, but quite efficient. I guess you practiced for years…
May 3, 2009
#2
super violent.
February 10, 2009
#3
I like the nosepick at the beginning.
February 10, 2009
#4
yes that was win.
February 10, 2009
#5
First!
February 10, 2009
#6
I so want to kick this guys ass in a dark ally!
February 10, 2009
#7
Nose pick w/ a slight mouth grab, nice…
February 11, 2009
#8
That was a moustache grab.
And he left out one important way to disable this assailant. .
TICKLES!
February 11, 2009
#9
I feel safer already.
February 11, 2009
#10
If only these deadly encounters weren’t so comical!
February 11, 2009
#11
So, what do you do if your assailant is older than 18 months?
February 14, 2009
#12
BEst video ever!! ´hahahahahahhaahaha
February 28, 2009
#13
That was some brutal stuff. I wouldn’t want to be the guy in black… Poor chap!
*nose on a side note
*
May 3, 2009
#14
This post is titled incorrectly though. It is 100% impossible to avoid a ninja attack. In a ninja attack you’ll be dead even before the ninja kills you!
May 3, 2009
#15
That girl is ADORABLE.
May 3, 2009
#16
really cute =)
May 3, 2009
#17
Just saw a show about ninjas vs spartans..didn’t catch the end, but my bet is on the ninja.
May 4, 2009
#18
@puck as long as the kid isn’t with him you might have a chance
May 4, 2009
#19
This has to be the cutest Ninja in history! This is priceless!
I wish you allowed your videos to be embedded like YouTube.
May 14, 2009
#20
DUDE WATCH OUT THERES A NINJA IN YOUR ROOM!
June 9, 2009
#21
This is awesooome! This made me laugh so hard!!!
July 8, 2009
#22
???????