High speed Internet has desensitized me to porn.  When I was a Sophomore in HS, I would spend 4 hours downloading one clip, and once it was downloaded, I would watch the entire clip (even if the chick was ugly).  Now I’ll head over to Red Tube and I won’t even watch full clips.  And sometimes, I just hover my mouse over thumbnails to see the GIF in action.  It seems like the only way I can achieve a healthy keyboard jerk is by way of bikini babe galleries, that do not show everything.  Something about the private areas being covered up gets me going like a locomotive.

That being said, here is a Denise Milani gallery that I put together.

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