Possessions often influence the amount of friends and followers someone has obtained in life.  Looking into the past, this logic holds true as far back as Elementary school.  Think back to second grade: Remember how Billy always had a bunch of friends?  That started because his mom was awesome, and she always made sure that she packed him a healthy amount of Oreos for snack time.  Like moths to a bug light, we flocked to those cookies.  Billy also got away with things we wouldn’t have.  For example: Most of us would never be able to live down a pants shitting moment in gym class.  Billy on the other hand, escaped with minimal razzing from his peers.

Today we’re going load someone up with unlimited beer, weed, and Viagra and take a look at what items scored them the most friends, and the time line in which it took place.

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