Regretful Morning

12 Banned Condom Commercials

Posted February 4th, 2009 at 8:58 pm by

A few weeks ago we posted a pretty funny condom commercial that was too hot for TV. Since then I’ve been trying to find a good compilation of these ads. Some of these aired in Europe, but comparing Euro commercials to US commercials is like comparing Disney to late night Cinemax.


Side note: No one likes wearing condoms, even if the ad kicks ass. That being said, if you do find a chick cool enough to say “you’re good to go, just pull out and leave a map of Hawaii on my stomach” you should probably glove up just in case. This isn’t her first rodeo if you know what I mean.

12) Trojan-enz – Good way to ruin a night.

11) Durex – Put the brakes on traveling semen.

10) Zazoo – Crying kids suck, use a condom.

9) – Have we got your attention yet?

8) Catchall Condoms – Your bundle of joy is a shit machine.

7) Durex – Slamming your willy into a car door while wearing one of our condoms will hurt.

6) Trojan – The Trojan pig that got banned by CBS.

5) Lifestyles – Makes you wonder if they’re ever not faking it…

4) Durex – Some say this will only work with a 2 inch penis.

3) British Safe Sex Ad – My balls are connected to a satellite…wait that didn’t work?

2) Prudence Plus – Skip the unwanted mess.

1) – Bad way to find out your girlfriend has been cheating…

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  • martin alberts
    August 5, 2010


    This is a funny page !
    I think I have an interesting picture on my site “Different Pictures of Amsterdam “.
    I made a picture of the World’s first Condom Shop in Amsterdam. With lots of very colorful codoms. Have look ! (and have fun)

  • Tyler
    September 25, 2010


    Great list, but it’s not complete cause almost every condom commercial is banned these days :9
    I like this list of 5 funniest condom commercials (you mentioned most of them but not all)

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