This Biology class looks fun
January 10, 2009 · Print This Article
Does anyone remember how much shit science and biology teachers had to go through? One time when I was in 7th grade we were dissecting crawdads. Well, one guy thought it would be hilarious to cut out one of the eyes, and take it with him.
Long story short, we’re at lunch and he takes this crawdad eye and hurls it into a fat kids mashed potatoes. The fat kid didn’t notice and had soon finished his entire tray of food.
30 minutes later the school is buzzing with paramedics and we get a crash course on how formaldehyde can really fuck you up. In closing, the fat kid was ok but they wanted us to believe that he almost died.
Weekend Link Dump:
Dog with a WTF face – College Humor
Britney Spears we would still bang you – Camel Tap
Lucy Pinder and Katie Price topless (nsfw) – Bright Black Internet
Girls, please stop putting up fake pics on facebook – Boosh Magazine
Beavers have no respect – Blog of Hilarity
Honesty date – Atom
This dudes eye looks like a vagina – Afro Jacks
Body paint babes (nsfw) – 13gb
10 movies we want to see in 2009 – Cuzoogle
Nicest ass ever (nsfw) – Double Viking
Weightlifter snaps his arm (graphic) – DumpaLink
Hilarious newspaper clippings – YepYep
Need money? Try this – Steven Humour
Is dog wrestling real? – Holy Taco
Bird has trouble eating bread – Funny Hub
