Hey fellas, I’m here to party! Other girls might stay home when they cramp up but I say fuck that! You know how I handle that “girlie” time of month? Pop two advil, throw on my crotchless panties, and start taking shots of patron until I’m ready to let the filthy bum across the street give me a whirl.

Monday Links that made me laugh:
The lion king…wait wtf? – BoH
Chloe Sevigny shows some camel toe – CT
Porn site strip club – CH

Kids who smoke – HT
Very smart goat – FH
chicks can’t drive…really? – NR

Ebay users = retarded – YY
Toddler with bowling ball gets owned – 13gb