So let me get this straight. We throw up a post with a Top Gun reference, add two pictures of Tom Cruz, and now we’re stuck with Gay Bear Dating ads? What the fuck is gay bear dating? Does ‘bear’ refer to ‘bear back’? Like if I join that site, I can meet other dudes who won’t make me wear a condom while pile driving through sewage?
Now that I’ve put some thought into it, this is actually pretty cool (for gay guys). Straight dudes think girls who don’t make us wear rubbers are more awesome than the ones who do. I’m sure its the same way with gay couples.
But wait. Straight dudes don’t like to wear rubbers because they feel like shit. However, by joining gay bear dating, you’d literaly feel shit. Food for thought.
January 16, 2009
#1
In the gay world, “bears” are big hairy guys. Bare-backing is very different from bears. Bare-backing is also frowned upon in the gay world, as it’s still a huge cause of AIDS.
January 16, 2009
#2
I’m proud and feel better about not knowing that. Thanks for further confirming my heterosexuality. Bear..hairy fags. Fuck, I gotta go look at tits now to get that outta my head.
January 16, 2009
#3
By tits you mean moobs – http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii297/cnj917/sexyman.jpg
January 17, 2009
#4
That was totally unneccessary.
Although I did lol. Twice.
March 8, 2009
#5
Mom says uncle Billy was a sewage pumper…….but he’s always been an interior designer???