Hundreds of feminist articles go up every single day on how women should not be pressured into getting a fake rack. “Fuck society, we like our small breasts”.
Its our turn now. If you are a sex toy manufacturer or dildo designer, please answer the following: What the fuck are you doing?
We get it, bigger is better but at some point you need to start asking yourself “is there a such thing as too big?” That question is rhetorical because the answer is yes.
Penis enlargement ads are on the rise, and for what? The average penis isn’t getting any smaller. According to netdoctor “the great majority of penises measure between 15cm and 18cm (6-7 inches) when erect, with the average figure being about 16.5cm (6.5 inches).”
If the average penis is 6.5 inches, what do you think will happen to Suzie when she finally finds someone worth dating? Her soul mate has a 6.5 inch woody, while her rubber BF in the panty drawer measures in at 8.5 inches.
Years ago things were different.
Lets take a look at how a date from 1989 compares to one today.
Date From 1989:
After buying dinner and drinks Billy moved in for the good night kiss.
Guy: I had a good time.
Girl: Want to come in for a bit? My roommates are gone.
Make out session, followed by foreplay, followed by sex
Girl: This is better than the time I saw Vanilla Ice! *moan*
Date From 2009:
Guy: Glad you liked the lobster, lets do it again soon.
Girl: Lobster was great let me return the favor.
Make out session, followed by foreplay, followed by…girl reaching under the bed only to pull out a dildo big enough to play Tee-ball with.
Girl: I got it from here, I have Spike TV and ESPN though if you want to chill.
While guys like Ron Jeremy and Lexington Steel can still laugh at articles like this, they won’t be for long. Do your part, and help put an end to the manufacturing of giant dildos.
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January 23, 2009
#1
I think you just crushed a lot of guys egos with the 6.5″ average thing. LMAO!
January 23, 2009
#2
I’ve heard 5.5 as well but couldn’t find a source.
January 23, 2009
#3
MAYBE we wouldn’t need the toys if more men knew what they were doing. Most don’t. Believe me, when the technique is lacking it doesn’t matter how big it is. Toys, however, always do it right.
January 23, 2009
#4
My penis is small and I don’t know what I’m doing. Where do I sign up for lessons?
January 24, 2009
#5
From the chart above we can see that Over 55% of men with penis size between 5.5″ to 6.5″, this are result based on survey of 600 people, within age between 19 to 30 in USA. And the length is measured along the head of the penis from tip to abdomen. http://www.average-penis-size-chart.com/
From the chart above over 600 men where survey from different ethnic background. Result show clearly shows that African males have longer average erect penis size then their Orientals and Caucasians counterparts. http://www.average-penis-size-chart.com/african-caucasian-oriental.html
January 27, 2009
#6
So I had to yank the Dildo pictures on this post because apparently they were a TOS. Should have them back up as soon as we switch hosts.
March 18, 2009
#7
As a woman who owns a few sex toys, i have to agree. While wandering through the local Castle’s a few weekend’s ago i stumbled across this little beauty,
http://www.therabbitvibrator.com/ProductImages/hop-n-rabbit-stroker-vibrator-big.jpg
and all i could do was wonder when sex toys became so complicated to operate, because this thing has more buttons than my jeep wrangler! And I don’t think that most men are equipped with massaging beads in their shaft…..raising the standards to the impossible.
September 21, 2009
#8
Yeah, but the basic jack rabbit vibrator only has two dials and one button…
http://www.rabbitvibratorreviews.com/jack-rabbit-vibrator-review/
much easier than… “a little to the right… my right… yeah… no… the right….” lol