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Analyzing the Muffin Top

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What is a ‘muffin top’?

A muffin top is that little bit (or a lot in some cases) fat you see that sticks out of a females pants.  This is caused by pants that don’t fit and a few missed trips to the gym.  Over the years there have been a few variations of this phenomenon, today we’re going to look at a few.

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The Classic Muffin Top – Here you can see how this term originated.  The fat bulges over each side of the pants giving a perfect muffin like appearance.

classic muffin top

The Multiple Muffin – The multiple muffin look (or double cheeseburger) can be achieved when more than one article of clothing above the belt line, dig into the skin.

multiple muffin

The Sexy Muffin – Sexy muffins are usually still widely accepted.   Unlike the other muffin tops, you’d actually still want to have sexual intercourse with the person sporting this one.  Spotting a sex muffin is fairly easy.  Take a size 4 girl and have her slip into a pair of size 2 jeans.

cute muffin

The Lopsided Muffin – These types of muffins don’t normally have to do with clothing.  Often times females will have extra luggage in different areas.  As a result, those areas will spill over said article of clothing.

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The Front Muffin – Much like the lopsided muffin, this muffin was cooked in an oven where the heat was not properly baking the goods at an even angle.  The result is a lump of dough that rolls out of just the front.

front muffin top

The Hollywood Muffin Top – This happens when certain females wear clothing that is meant to be worn by cute girls.  Unlike the “oops I don’t think these jeans fit anymore” type of muffin top, this one was done on purpose.  The shades, purse, and cell phone are supposed to say “look, I’m a cutie and I’m important because I’m on the phone”.  Sadly, the only thing seen here is someone that can’t say no to a combo meal.

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Feel free to write these down so that you can categorize each muffin top when you come across them.  If you find one we haven’t discovered, please let us know!

Lastly, this article is meant to be informative, not sexist.  If you are an outraged female, who enjoys her tight jeans as much as her ‘all you can eat’ buffet, then feel free to make a muffin top article featuring men.

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33 Comments
  • Uncle B
    January 8, 2009
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    #1

    Soon, very soon, when the fast food is priced out of reach and exercise by walking everywhere is in style due to high gas prices, American girls will take on that svelte, slim, trim, fast hard meat look the Euro and oriental girls have now! Until then, import brides never had it so good!

  • Cyclonus
    January 8, 2009
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    #2

    Yeah I think its funny when I see big people trying to squeeze in clothing that is way to small for them. They just don’t want to admit that they’re fat and have to buy a size 14 instead of a 7. If you have fat hanging over her jeans its not cute its disgusting go and change.

  • UB 40oz
    January 10, 2009
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    #3

    you sound like you’re pretty fat yourself uncle ben. remember with great lard comes great responsibility. last time i checked “oriental” referred to carpets and furniture, not people. you said “hard meat”. heh. ghey.

  • Aceqwerty
    January 10, 2009
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    #4

    “”you sound like you’re pretty fat yourself uncle ben. remember with great lard comes great responsibility. last time i checked “oriental” referred to carpets and furniture, not people. you said “hard meat”. heh. ghey.”"

    X2

  • STail
    January 14, 2009
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    #5

    Good to know there’s still assholes on the interweb. Keep fighting the good fight, guys.

  • ning
    January 15, 2009
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    #6

    i think it’s sexy

  • mik
    January 15, 2009
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    #7

    whats the big deal? never see any muffin tops here in glasgow. all the ugly birds live in the shitty areas and all the hot ones are in the main bit of the city. you’ve got a point though, who’d want an american girl when there’s european ones on the same planet?

  • larry
    January 15, 2009
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    #8

    i’d hit 1 and 2

  • Sylael
    January 15, 2009
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    #9

    It’s a really sad day when you think that a 14 is fat……

    Your the reason thousands of woman fight eating disorders…..

    • Jason
      January 15, 2009
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      #10

      I just did a google image search for size 14 and this is what I found – http://tinyurl.com/8×62pv – She’ll thank me in a few months, provided she slips a healthy finger down her throat after every meal from here on out.

  • steagles
    January 16, 2009
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    #11

    Sylael:

    Spoken like a true fatty.

  • pido
    January 17, 2009
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    #12

    i would gladly bone half of these chicks email me for details

    kman1232@gmail.com
    Thanks for your time

  • Kevin
    January 17, 2009
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    #13

    Are you serious? Because Bulimia is _totally_ healthy.

  • Mi
    January 20, 2009
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    #14

    I dunno, I think muffin tops are sexy, myself. Gives you something to grab a hold of as you fuck.

    • Jason
      January 20, 2009
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      #15

      More cushion for the pushin.

  • Asa
    February 15, 2009
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    #16

    I can’t tell a lie… I think (side) Muffin tops are extremely attractive… It’s one place where I can tell that I’m different than most people.

    • Jason
      February 15, 2009
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      #17

      You aren’t alone.

  • LK
    March 1, 2009
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    #18

    It’s stupid to sit here and criticize their bodies.
    generally, no matter the body type, there are flattering clothes out there to fit it and a lot of people just don’t know how to find them. And instead of being douchebags and insulting NORMAL PEOPLE *the girl in the last pic is a healthy size, not FAT*, we should stop being fucking SHALLOW. I hate people.

  • GUNT
    March 4, 2009
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    #19

    They all have GUNTS…

  • Borellus
    March 12, 2009
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    #20

    Oh, damn! Some of those make me feel ill.

  • Sad thing
    April 27, 2009
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    #21

    I wonder why some people hate so much muffin tops.
    I mean, right some people cant handle anything but muscular girls with flat breast, ass ….
    But you cant ask everybody to stand by those fancies hollywood standars. Girls have more waist than men, same goes for tummy, breast and ass; so if you cant deal with it, just try to question very seriously your sexuality or just let it go.
    Most of the time i hear comments about this “outrageous” behaving from muffin topped women, who wont dare to cover their body, they’re either fifteen years old, gays or girls.

    I just tried to open mind some people around by participating.

    • Jason
      April 27, 2009
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      #22

      I don’t hate them, spend some time on the site and you’ll see that I love fat chicks (probably more than you). I mainly wrote this to piss ppl off, which it did. 1 internet point for me.

      • Sad thing
        April 29, 2009
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        #23

        You dont know my tastes, and well i was more reacting to the comments. I will give you 1 more internet point for posting this :) .

  • Jeremy
    September 12, 2009
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    #27

    I’m gay so I wouldn’t know THAT well but I’ve always found plump muffin tops on women incredibly sexy. In my opinion the chubbier the woman (provided she still has shape and looks_ the better! Women are meant to be plump, not sticks. Yay for muffin tops and eating what we want to!!!

  • jsterlo
    November 28, 2009
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    #28

    Its true that the muffin top is the fastest growing phenomenon in the world. Why you might ask, the answer is simple, the Muffin Top is here to stay. Its not going anywhere folks, just take a gander outside today and you will see why. Celebs have them, your wife has one, even your girlfriend has one, so why not let everyone see? We are a free community devoted specifically to pics, videos and favorite stories about the almighty Muffin Top. Welcome to Muffin Top Nation where everyone resembles a baked good.

  • jango
    February 8, 2010
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    #29

    Tennage girls think stuffing them selfs to make a muffin top is good, but they dont realize that there stomach gets bigger.

  • Sarah
    February 26, 2010
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    #30

    Girls who where slut jeans have muffin tops.
    It’s the low-rise jeans, they give all girls muffin tops.

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