Analyzing the Muffin Top
January 6, 2009 · Print This Article
What is a ‘muffin top’?
A muffin top is that little bit (or a lot in some cases) fat you see that sticks out of a females pants. This is caused by pants that don’t fit and a few missed trips to the gym. Over the years there have been a few variations of this phenomenon, today we’re going to look at a few.
The Classic Muffin Top – Here you can see how this term originated. The fat bulges over each side of the pants giving a perfect muffin like appearance.
The Multiple Muffin – The multiple muffin look (or double cheeseburger) can be achieved when more than one article of clothing above the belt line, dig into the skin.
The Sexy Muffin – Sexy muffins are usually still widely accepted. Unlike the other muffin tops, you’d actually still want to have sexual intercourse with the person sporting this one. Spotting a sex muffin is fairly easy. Take a size 4 girl and have her slip into a pair of size 2 jeans.
The Lopsided Muffin – These types of muffins don’t normally have to do with clothing. Often times females will have extra luggage in different areas. As a result, those areas will spill over said article of clothing.
The Front Muffin – Much like the lopsided muffin, this muffin was cooked in an oven where the heat was not properly baking the goods at an even angle. The result is a lump of dough that rolls out of just the front.
The Hollywood Muffin Top – This happens when certain females wear clothing that is meant to be worn by cute girls. Unlike the “oops I don’t think these jeans fit anymore” type of muffin top, this one was done on purpose. The shades, purse, and cell phone are supposed to say “look, I’m a cutie and I’m important because I’m on the phone”. Sadly, the only thing seen here is someone that can’t say no to a combo meal.
Feel free to write these down so that you can categorize each muffin top when you come across them. If you find one we haven’t discovered, please let us know!
Lastly, this article is meant to be informative, not sexist. If you are an outraged female, who enjoys her tight jeans as much as her ‘all you can eat’ buffet, then feel free to make a muffin top article featuring men.
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Soon, very soon, when the fast food is priced out of reach and exercise by walking everywhere is in style due to high gas prices, American girls will take on that svelte, slim, trim, fast hard meat look the Euro and oriental girls have now! Until then, import brides never had it so good!
Yeah I think its funny when I see big people trying to squeeze in clothing that is way to small for them. They just don’t want to admit that they’re fat and have to buy a size 14 instead of a 7. If you have fat hanging over her jeans its not cute its disgusting go and change.
you sound like you’re pretty fat yourself uncle ben. remember with great lard comes great responsibility. last time i checked “oriental” referred to carpets and furniture, not people. you said “hard meat”. heh. ghey.
“”you sound like you’re pretty fat yourself uncle ben. remember with great lard comes great responsibility. last time i checked “oriental” referred to carpets and furniture, not people. you said “hard meat”. heh. ghey.”"
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Good to know there’s still assholes on the interweb. Keep fighting the good fight, guys.
i think it’s sexy
whats the big deal? never see any muffin tops here in glasgow. all the ugly birds live in the shitty areas and all the hot ones are in the main bit of the city. you’ve got a point though, who’d want an american girl when there’s european ones on the same planet?
i’d hit 1 and 2
It’s a really sad day when you think that a 14 is fat……
Your the reason thousands of woman fight eating disorders…..
I just did a google image search for size 14 and this is what I found – http://tinyurl.com/8×62pv – She’ll thank me in a few months, provided she slips a healthy finger down her throat after every meal from here on out.
Sylael:
Spoken like a true fatty.
i would gladly bone half of these chicks email me for details
kman1232@gmail.com
Thanks for your time
Are you serious? Because Bulimia is _totally_ healthy.
I dunno, I think muffin tops are sexy, myself. Gives you something to grab a hold of as you fuck.
More cushion for the pushin.
I can’t tell a lie… I think (side) Muffin tops are extremely attractive… It’s one place where I can tell that I’m different than most people.
You aren’t alone.
It’s stupid to sit here and criticize their bodies.
generally, no matter the body type, there are flattering clothes out there to fit it and a lot of people just don’t know how to find them. And instead of being douchebags and insulting NORMAL PEOPLE *the girl in the last pic is a healthy size, not FAT*, we should stop being fucking SHALLOW. I hate people.
They all have GUNTS…
Oh, damn! Some of those make me feel ill.
I wonder why some people hate so much muffin tops.
I mean, right some people cant handle anything but muscular girls with flat breast, ass ….
But you cant ask everybody to stand by those fancies hollywood standars. Girls have more waist than men, same goes for tummy, breast and ass; so if you cant deal with it, just try to question very seriously your sexuality or just let it go.
Most of the time i hear comments about this “outrageous” behaving from muffin topped women, who wont dare to cover their body, they’re either fifteen years old, gays or girls.
I just tried to open mind some people around by participating.
I don’t hate them, spend some time on the site and you’ll see that I love fat chicks (probably more than you). I mainly wrote this to piss ppl off, which it did. 1 internet point for me.
You dont know my tastes, and well i was more reacting to the comments. I will give you 1 more internet point for posting this
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Appreciated – ps, we have a tribute to chubby girls thread in the nsfw forums. Feel free to post your favorites (without clothing preferred).
Any URL ??
Contributions accepted: http://regretfulmorning.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=221
I’m gay so I wouldn’t know THAT well but I’ve always found plump muffin tops on women incredibly sexy. In my opinion the chubbier the woman (provided she still has shape and looks_ the better! Women are meant to be plump, not sticks. Yay for muffin tops and eating what we want to!!!