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5 Ridiculous Porn Intros

Over the holidays I had the idea of finding funny dialog within some of my favorite porn vids. This homework assignment was not as easy as it sounds. You see, both myself and DeathWish808 (the video guy) had family in town. Do you know how hard it is to skim through porn while your mom is in the other room? I can already see the 3 high school readers nodding their heads. “We feel you dawg”.

It was then that I realized “meh I don’t have it so bad”.  Sure not having a girlfriend/wife means you’re going to hit some dry spells.  Guess what else it means?  I can watch German shiezer pron as loud as I want, drop my pants in the living room, and maybe even full release all over my Fatal1ty mouse pad – just because I can.  For those of you who appreciate some quality dialog before ‘happy time’, these are for you.

5) Ron Jeremy explains the Ménage à trois in an awesome French accent.

4) Jimmy Bob wants to donate an organ. Step aside Grey’s Anatomy.

3) This beach is beautiful, so are you, lets fuck.

2) This Oriental butler needs to scram so the 70’s mustache ride can begin.

1) Stormy Daniels knows how to save a life. This hippie lucked out.

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