Regretful Morning

5 Ridiculous Porn Intros

Posted January 12th, 2009 at 2:12 pm by

Over the holidays I had the idea of finding funny dialog within some of my favorite porn vids. This homework assignment was not as easy as it sounds. You see, both myself and DeathWish808 (the video guy) had family in town. Do you know how hard it is to skim through porn while your mom is in the other room? I can already see the 3 high school readers nodding their heads. “We feel you dawg”.

It was then that I realized “meh I don’t have it so bad”.  Sure not having a girlfriend/wife means you’re going to hit some dry spells.  Guess what else it means?  I can watch German shiezer pron as loud as I want, drop my pants in the living room, and maybe even full release all over my Fatal1ty mouse pad – just because I can.  For those of you who appreciate some quality dialog before ‘happy time’, these are for you.

5) Ron Jeremy explains the Ménage à trois in an awesome French accent.

4) Jimmy Bob wants to donate an organ. Step aside Grey’s Anatomy.

3) This beach is beautiful, so are you, lets fuck.

2) This Oriental butler needs to scram so the 70′s mustache ride can begin.

1) Stormy Daniels knows how to save a life. This hippie lucked out.

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17 Comments
  • ayeroxor
    January 12, 2009
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    #1

    “manaja twa”

    Why the fuck do you suppose you’re so stupid?

  • ayeroxor
    January 12, 2009
    Reply


    #2

    “Stormy Daniel’s”

    Now you’re putting punctuation in peoples’ names? I hate you so much.

  • Aaron Spelling
    January 12, 2009
    Reply


    #3

    “Menage-a-trois.”

  • SpaceAge
    January 13, 2009
    Reply


    #4

    that’s fucking hilarious

  • bonerboy
    January 15, 2009
    Reply


    #5

    thats about the stupidest list of anything ive ever seen in my life…..those are just typical porn intros…..idiot

    • ebaumsworld
      January 15, 2009
      Reply


      #6

      You probably only watch gay porn faggot.

  • RAndy
    January 15, 2009
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    #7

    well, so – so, not too bad, overall. – Put, please, drop the c_ocks_ucking burp after each clip. Incredibly annoying

  • Carl
    January 15, 2009
    Reply


    #8

    He what films are these ones with nurses from? You know so I can avoid them and stuff.

    • Jason
      January 16, 2009
      Reply


      #9

      I have the actual clips, will that work?

  • 20050
    January 30, 2009
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    #10
  • whateverporn.com
    April 22, 2009
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    #11

    Doesn’t everyone mostly turn the sound off anyways? Usually they’re dubed and just skip directly to the skin on skin.

  • harleyclos
    May 30, 2009
    Reply


    #12

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  • davejase
    August 26, 2010
    Reply


    #13

    private PROPERY??? ck out the last one… great props.

    O, and you are all gay

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