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Unfortunately for him, screaming like a little baby didn’t help matters.
Next time be a man and fight back. Wuss!




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12 Comments
  • Mike Hawk
    December 8, 2008
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    #1

    “Unfortunately for him, screaming like a little baby didn’t help matters.
    Next time be a man and fight back. Wuss!”

    Wow, I wanna see you being held down by two tigers that could rip your sack off with one flick of their paw and try not to scream.

    Learn to fucking have sympathy for others you stupid chum bucket.

  • bootcamp
    December 8, 2008
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    #2

    yikes, that sucks…

  • P1 Junior
    December 8, 2008
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    #3

    Mike Hawk on December 8th, 2008 4:18 pm
    “Unfortunately for him, screaming like a little baby didn’t help matters.
    Next time be a man and fight back. Wuss!”

    Wow, I wanna see you being held down by two tigers that could rip your sack off with one flick of their paw and try not to scream.

    Learn to fucking have sympathy for others you stupid chum bucket.

    Hey DOUCHEBAG…REGRETFUL MORNING, We laugh at your MISFORTUNE. You must have mis-clicked when you were trying to get to HugsforHomos.com on your favorites list

  • Jason
    December 8, 2008
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    #4

    For real DeathWish – you’re so fucking insensitive!

  • kudos
    December 8, 2008
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    #5

    This guy was not a zookeeper, he was a janitor for the Singapore Zoo. And he wasn’t in there at the “wrong time”, he intended to kill himself by doing this, and that is what he got. He walked into the exhibit and swung a broom around at the tigers to get them all riled up. It worked. The original news article is here: http://www.straitstimes.com/Breaking%2BNews/Singapore/Story/STIStory_302154.html

  • Ferocious Tiger
    December 8, 2008
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    #6

    I told him I wanted steak, he didn’t listen.

  • DeathWish808
    December 8, 2008
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    #7

    @Mike

    This your first day on the internet?

    Welcome, please come again!

  • meeee
    December 8, 2008
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    #8

    hence why they are WILD tigers…rawwwwwr!!!

  • Razlo3000
    January 16, 2009
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    #9

    I actually saw on Manswers how to handle this situation.

    HOW TO SURVIVE A TIGER ATTACK

    1) GO FOR THE NOSE
    A tiger has a very sensitive nose. if you were to punch, kick or even bite that fucker, he might let off.

    2) GAG REFLEX
    Tigers have a very sensitive gag reflex. If you stuff your fist inside its mouth it will gag like a bitch, giving you a window of escape. Don’t want to put your hand in its mouth? Lets face it your in a fucking bad scenario as it is.

    3) PLAY DEAD.
    Yeah, fuck that. I’m going out fighting.

    • Jason
      January 16, 2009
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      #10

      Manswers is awesome.

  • Carrie Burrows
    February 27, 2009
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    #11

    “DIS WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT BRINGING US TUNA!”

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