The only thing that sucks more than the band Hanson, is the possibility of a band called Hanson Jr.

Taylor and his bandmate brothers recently released Take the Walk, a book chronicling their experiences working to fight AIDS and poverty in Africa.

Taylor – Please lead by example.  No one is going to take you serious if you keep firing load after load into your wife.  Show some discipline.

Taylor (the one in the middle) just had baby #4.  They named him “Viggo”.  Viggo’s siblings and possible future band mates are named Ezra, River, and Penelope.

Steps to creating a shitty band:

Parents were in a douchy band: check

Band members were given horrible names by parents: check

Horrible names caused kids to get teased, which lead to home schooling: check

Home schooling lead to starting a band.

No one wants to go through this again.  Please stop having kids.