Up until last week, we were still getting a few emails regarding prop 8.  If it wasn’t a request to plug a rally, it was petition spam.  In honor of Day Without a Gay, we’ve decided to do our part in the form of first graders.

Spooge Bob Gay Pants – Everyone loves Sponge Bob.  This is his cousin who you will adore just as much. (by CountBaqula)

Girls Have Cooties – To some of you, being balls deep in another dude might sound unappealing.  But just remember, boys don’t have cooties. (by Senor Taco)

Daddy Kissing Santa = Cool – Remember that song “I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus”?  It probably made you think “Damn that kids mom must have been a dirty whore”.  Well since being called a whore when you’re male is cool, this new version won’t have any negative connotations. (by ralph44e)

Bert and Ernie were gay – Stop acting like you’re shocked.  This new toy lets your kids play with them as they were meant to be played with.  Figures are attached at the hip and shoulder.  The ‘Erninator Penis Extension’ sold seperately. (by McBeefy)

Previous Photoshop Stuff:

Unappealing beer ads

Bouncer Alternatives

Beer Goggles

Popular Today:

Female rappers should stfu – RM

Gigantic explosion – CT

Caps lock demotivator – YY

Jennifer Connelly pics rawr! – NR

Idiot on sled gets completely owned – DL

Spank bank – CH