Regretful Morning

Michael Phelps has a hot girlfriend

Posted December 1st, 2008 at 8:33 pm by

A wise man once told his boy “Son, if you want a smokin hot girlfriend, you need to make a shit load of money or kick some ass in a sport (even if its swimming).

Lets see if those wise words hold true with example A.

Example A: Michael Phelps

Average looking tool + a shit load of gold medals = Caroline Pal as your GF.

There you have it kids.  Starting to wish you didn’t skip out on all those swimming lessons in 2nd grade?  Me too.

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