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	<title>Comments on: Lap Dances in Old Folks Homes</title>
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		<title>By: Garrett</title>
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		<dc:creator>Garrett</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 17:04:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>haha, they went to my school too. I delivered pizza to good sams to those same chicks when they worked there. Those bitches suck at tipping by the way. Anyways, I heard about this story from my friend whos girlfriend is in their class right when they got charged and didn&#039;t figure it would be national news, i just thought it was gross that they molested decrepit old people who didn&#039;t know where they were.. maybe they thought they were in heaven?(i hope its huge stripclub with booze drugs and a waterslide but i suppose thats close enough..) or maybe they thought they were in hell?(no dollar bills?) Either way, i believe it shows the values of american girls who are seen as &quot;attractive&quot;. They believe they can do anything they want &quot;cuz daddy will bail me out if i get in any trouble.&quot;  This whole story is weird and creepy.. but mostly funny. The funniest part i believe it that the DEAD END town of Albert Lea (which coincidentally is located at a major freeway intersection that bisects the country) is getting recognized for young people molesting old people. I wonder how many more senior citizens will move to albert lea because of it. Sounds like a good place to retire to, right? I still regularly see one of the girls photo&#039;d above, she lives down the hall from my girlfriends dorm room. Its really awkward to be in the elevator when shes in there. haha, thats funny that jamie posted on here, whats up man? wanna get drunk this weekend?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>haha, they went to my school too. I delivered pizza to good sams to those same chicks when they worked there. Those bitches suck at tipping by the way. Anyways, I heard about this story from my friend whos girlfriend is in their class right when they got charged and didn&#8217;t figure it would be national news, i just thought it was gross that they molested decrepit old people who didn&#8217;t know where they were.. maybe they thought they were in heaven?(i hope its huge stripclub with booze drugs and a waterslide but i suppose thats close enough..) or maybe they thought they were in hell?(no dollar bills?) Either way, i believe it shows the values of american girls who are seen as &#8220;attractive&#8221;. They believe they can do anything they want &#8220;cuz daddy will bail me out if i get in any trouble.&#8221;  This whole story is weird and creepy.. but mostly funny. The funniest part i believe it that the DEAD END town of Albert Lea (which coincidentally is located at a major freeway intersection that bisects the country) is getting recognized for young people molesting old people. I wonder how many more senior citizens will move to albert lea because of it. Sounds like a good place to retire to, right? I still regularly see one of the girls photo&#8217;d above, she lives down the hall from my girlfriends dorm room. Its really awkward to be in the elevator when shes in there. haha, thats funny that jamie posted on here, whats up man? wanna get drunk this weekend?</p>
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		<title>By: Jason</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Dec 2008 06:19:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Jamie, can you get me an interview?  I want to show them what a young healthy sack looks like via chin slap.</description>
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		<title>By: Jamie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jamie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Dec 2008 02:57:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>HAHAHA LOLZ! They went to my high school. I don&#039;t know that other chick that well, but I partied with Brianna a few times. Honestly I was surprised to hear this. Also I worked as a dietary aid at that same nursing home. I feel sorry for those old folks really. Nursing homes are like mini-prisons if you think about it, but I&#039;m sure this type of shit happens all the time. We just don&#039;t hear about it. Nursing homes are shady...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>HAHAHA LOLZ! They went to my high school. I don&#8217;t know that other chick that well, but I partied with Brianna a few times. Honestly I was surprised to hear this. Also I worked as a dietary aid at that same nursing home. I feel sorry for those old folks really. Nursing homes are like mini-prisons if you think about it, but I&#8217;m sure this type of shit happens all the time. We just don&#8217;t hear about it. Nursing homes are shady&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Huge Ice Sculpture Disaster : Regretful Morning</title>
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		<dc:creator>Huge Ice Sculpture Disaster : Regretful Morning</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2008 21:56:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Teenage girls arouse old men - RM [...]</description>
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		<title>By: Jenna Jameson</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jenna Jameson</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 02:22:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That blond one has sucked more cock than me.</description>
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		<title>By: P1 Junior</title>
		<link>http://regretfulmorning.com/2008/12/lap-dances-in-old-folks-homes/comment-page-1/#comment-3353</link>
		<dc:creator>P1 Junior</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 22:59:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Am I the only one who noticed the three sluts standing in front of a totalled car like nothing is wrong?  Yeah, I&#039;d let them poke whatever they wanted to if I was 80</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Am I the only one who noticed the three sluts standing in front of a totalled car like nothing is wrong?  Yeah, I&#8217;d let them poke whatever they wanted to if I was 80</p>
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