Introducing the Tramp Plus

Don’t know what to get your “loosie goosie” friend this year for Christmas? Look no further.

The ‘Tramp Plus’ Bra uses a zip down front technology, that eliminates all of those nights that could have been awesome but turned to shit.

Horny hammered college girls can be turned off at the blink of an eye. One of the many reasons is the result of someone fumbling around with her bra strap (for 10 minutes) during a pre-intercourse make out session.

These clumsy attempts can now be eliminated forever. I don’t care how drunk you are, anyone in any state, can still work a zipper.

We’ll also send you the optional barf bag attachment. This clever attachment can be rolled up and placed inside each cup. Recent testimonies have even stated that their skank tops were much more “full” with the attachment.

The barf bag also gets rid of an extra unneeded trip to the bathroom. Unneeded trips to the bathroom take time. During that time females might start to question their lack of morals in said current encounter.

Ladies now is your chance to replace these dreaded lines from your vocabulary:

“I changed my mind”
“Maybe this isn’t such a good idea”
“I think I’m just going to go to sleep”

with

“It slips right off”
“I don’t mind your breath”
“its cool I’m on the pill”

Get one for a friend, or just treat yourself this holiday season with The Tamp Plus.