Dear Female Rappers…

December 9, 2008 · Print This Article

Fucking stop it.  You are the reason “Daddy’s little girl” gets her first facial at the age of 13 instead of 17 (how it used to be).

Sincerely,

Someone who doesn’t want his niece getting knocked up at age 14.

If you have a daughter, you need to start monitoring her music immediately.  Otherwise, she’ll be following this gem’s footsteps.

Riskay -  Smell y0 dick? (listen to the words)

Heres another one for your enjoyment.  This one raps about “chewing on her bubble gum”.

After browsing youtube for “Rasheeda fan videos” I got a healthy dose of entertainment from the comments section.  This talentless whore actually has fans…Mind boggling.

That is when I stumbled across this.  Not often will stuff on youtube disturb me, this on the other hand did.  Notice how there is a baby screaming in the background but she continues to shake her ass?

Do your part this holiday season; don’t buy your daughter, little sister, neice, or cousin one of these these ‘female rapper’ CD’s.  In 10 years when shes in college, and not on kid #3, she will thank you.

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Comments

24 Responses to “Dear Female Rappers…”
  1. DumbTrickAssHo says:

    ….and they blame white people for “bringing them down”. These hos are doing just fine. Fucking retarded shit.

  2. Some Guy says:

    Holy crap. I was dreading the fall of civilization, but it looks like it’s already happened.

  3. Smell Yo Dick! says:

    Smell Yo Dick is an absolute classic and a great example of everything that is wrong with rap music (and music in general).

    It fails so hard that it wins.

    Let me smell yo’ dick.
    So retarded…

  4. bud says:

    you are a fucking idiot. there are plenty of female MC’s that are on a positive tip. just like the plethora of womanizing misogynistic male MC’s, you cant compare this shit to the REAL UNDERGROUND POSITIVITY.

    grow a fucking brain.

  5. Hood Rat says:

    y0 bud listen up nigga. da only thing psoitive about a undround mc is is HIV ya herd?

    So lick on dis hoes pussy befo i bust a cap in yo ass

  6. Oh Great says:

    This “smell yo dick” is stuck in my head now.

  7. POOLS CLOSED says:

    POOL HAS AIDS… EVERYBODY OUT!

  8. Harry says:

    LOL

    Abysmally crappy lyrics, pathetic sound tracks. No need to even attack them on moral grounds, they fail so hard normal failure looks like success in comparison.

    Whoever listens to this needs exposure to better shit. Yep.

  9. ll says:

    Did you just say “positive tip”

    yo, TLC called, they want their lingo back!

  10. Mafoo says:

    Check out Bahamadia or MC Lyte. Much better shit.

  11. Sean says:

    Trying to use anything southern-ghetto-club to prove a point is like saying all white people are country bumpkin klan members.

    Also, strip away the pop veneer of what white(ish) acts like Katy Perry and The Pussycat Dolls are saying, and it’s basically the same shit. If anything these classy souther poets are just being more direct.

  12. Sean says:

    I agree with the other Sean. We get so caught up in making fun of white people from the south that we forget that black people from the south are trashy too. There are a lot of great female MCs out there and I think it would do a lot of young girls a lot of good to see that they can do more in a rap video than just shake their ass in the background.

  13. Betty says:

    Someone should TELL YOU TO STFU..

    God i’m sick of older people being jealous of younger people because they are so old and envious.

    Go die. It’s a free country you stupid morons.

  14. You just burped and called it an argument says:

    @Betty
    - Just because it’s a free country doesn’t mean you’re free to do whatever you want. Stop paying taxes, raid a mailbox and attack a police officer – then tell everyone who witnessed the murder that it’s a free country. The author has every right to post his/her opinions on his/her website; you have every freedom to shut yourself the fuck up.

    @sean
    - I agree with you and your ‘clone’

    @everyone
    - Take a second to think whether this brand of ridiculous lyrics would have had a foothold 10, or even 20 years ago (regardless of the genre). Having a hard time coming up with anything? That’s because they weren’t COMPLETE DEGENERATES. Scolding of this type of jackassery should be commonplace.

  15. Betty says:

    If you are a feminist, shut up

    If you are an old person who hatres rap, shut up

    If you are a kool-aid drinking closet racist, shut up

  16. You just burped and called it an argument says:

    I’m 23, male, and I primarily drink Pepsi. Shut up troll.

  17. Betty says:

    So you are #3

  18. Say Wha says:

    @ Betty: who is “old”, the author or the guy in the comments?

    @ you just burped: I agree with everything you’ve ever said in your life.

  19. anon-e-mouse says:

    The girl in the video… I couldn’t help but follow the trail: absolute hilarity ensues. Please please please read her blog, there are some real gems in there. I do believe she can give us all advice we may not have realized we needed. Oh, and she has 2 babies, I got that much from her.

    http://www.myspace.com/charkenna

  20. fred says:

    Black people should kill this bitch.

    • Billy says:

      @fred yeah seriously…they should stone her nd shit….

      she looks like a dick herself…that’s y she’s thinkin of smelling her fat boyfriends….like they couldn’t get a more hideous guy for the video?

  21. tofe says:

    I agreee with bud, good underground shit, bay area has some good, anti-misogynist stuff.

    but dude. “smell yo dick” literally is the funniest fucking thing i’ve ever heard. i will never hear a funnier song in my life. or a more cringe-worthy one at that…

  22. sam says:

    Check this girl mc, she’s wicked good.

    http://www.obeserecords.com/artists_layla.htm

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