Name: Daniel

Age: 22

I was in Baton Rouge visiting so old friends. My friends and I have a game where we try and show each other ‘the goat.’ The goat is when you push your unmentionables between your legs while bending over to show it to them. The object of the game is to get them when they are least expecting it.

So I had the perfect plan; while my buddy Dave was in the Bathroom I would wait outside the door in ready ‘goat position.’ For some reason he was taking a really long time, he was singing to himself in the mirror no doubt. In order to speed up the process I let out a rip roaring fart right next to the door so he’ll come out, say “what the hell” and find me.

He came out and it was the perfect execution, he had no idea! The story is not over yet. 30 minutes go by and all of the sudden I hear my two friends exploding with excitement in the bathroom. I rush to the scene to find out, apparently, when I farted to get the attention of my friend I had sharted a little bit on the door.

My friend, unable to identify the mysterious substance 30 min later, puts his thumb in it. He says to himself… “What is this?” Then proceeds to smell it. He freaks out in disgust because he is one of the most ocd people I have ever met about smells and dirtiness. One of the most amazing stories I have ever been a part of.

Dear Daniel, setting someone up for ‘the goat’ is one of, if not the coolest way to show another man your genitals in a completely heterosexual manner. Blowing a wet fart all over someones door on the other hand, is somewhat fucked up. You do get extra points though since the OCD guy put his finger in it.

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