Attn Parents: Before you go out tonight
December 31, 2008 · Print This Article
Please make sure you do a thorough background check on your babysister(s) this NYE. Sure a teddy bear this cute looks pretty harmless, but the trauma he will inflict is beyond your imagination. The extra money you spend on a baby sitter with a good reputation will save you thousands in future therapy sessions.
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